|She was someone's baby once.|
NOTE To My British (and Australian, as well?) friends: I know what you may be thinking: "So, she wasn't wearing pants. What's the big deal?" Our "pants" is used interchangeably with the word "trousers." I believe that "pants" to a British speaker means "undergarments." So, this is worse than you may think.
|ESPECIALLY if she wasn't wearing undergarments, as well.|
Lori Ann Hill, 49, was found in an empty classroom by the Wagoner High School Assistant Principal. He was unavailable for comment, as he immediately ran to the Nurse's Office to obtain an icepick so that he might "erase that mental image from my mind's eye."
|At press time, it was unclear whether he found her hot.|
It is Oklahoma, after all.
I just hope she didn't teach Sex Education.
There now, don't you feel so much better?
|"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. |
Unless you can score a sweet gig as a teacher in Oklahoma."