Thursday, August 28, 2014

Captain Caption XLVI

"HOOWEE, well lookie here!  I got a text from that hottie at Red Robin!!  Shoot, what am I gonna do with Cankles here?  Mebbe I can talk them fellers from PETA to push her in."

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    1. This picture just screams for one-liners.

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  2. "Well, look at that, our stocks are...It's porn, I'm really looking at porn. Isn't technology amazing?"

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    1. I've heard from...a friend that you can indeed find porn on your smart phone.

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    2. I figured he was texting Gore, "Blue whale on beach. sending picture and co-ordinates..."

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  3. Ain't it a shame. Once everyone looked like Brad and Jolene.

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    1. I'm thinking Hillary never looked like Angelina.

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  4. "Did they just escape the pound?" dog as he rolls his eyes and stick ot his tongue

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    1. I think Bill may have tried to hump him.

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  5. Ha ha! I wouldn't want anyone taking pictures of me in beach clothes.

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    1. I think it's against some federal statute to take a picture of ME in my beach clothes.

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  6. I love the way you think. So much so that I have no begun dating a man with the same exact sense of humor as you. God help me!

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    1. When he asks you to pull his finger, you've arrived.

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  7. Are his shoes green? As green as a Pickleope? They seem a strange shade.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. He heard it turns the ladies on.
      Word is they like big pickles.
      Oh, now, that was unfortunate.

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  8. Silly Captain, Bill wouldn't eat at Red Robin. He's not the one with Cankles.

    Julie

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    1. He's not there for the food. He's there for the hotties.
      And the unlimited steak fries.

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  9. The text was probably from his BFF Frank Underwood

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    1. Just thank goodness it wasn't from Anthony Weiner.

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  10. Well, what do you know... a fake nude all brushed up photoshopped n' shot picture of the missus!"

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  11. Bill: "I'm trying to capture my wife's ass but my phone isn't wide enough."
    Hilary: "Maybe that dog will give me some lickin'. I haven't had any in a long time."

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