Thursday, August 7, 2014

Captain Caption XLIII

"Hey, Dad, come on!  You're only supposed to shake it once, ya know.  We gotta get a move on.  I want front row seats at the Miley Cyrus show down at the kibbutz.  That shicksa can sure shake her ass."

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  1. Yeah, you can shake it at the Miley Cyrus show....

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    1. My ass would fall right off if I tried any of that.

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  2. An unlucky parent is trapped after telling his child to face the wall during opposite day.

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    1. Either that or they're playing a ridiculously simple game of "Hide and Seek."

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  3. I bet Miley could do wonders for Middle Eastern peace. I'm not sure how, but she could.

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    1. She could take their minds off things.

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  4. I thought Miley's was on the other side of the wall and he was utilizing some low tech peep holes... :)

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    1. That's only in gas station Mens Rooms.
      Or so I've heard. From a...friend.

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  5. He's doing his rendition of Porky's, what a peeper

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    1. The Jerusalem version.
      Although, "Porkys"?
      I'm not sure that's kosher.
      Maybe the title should be "Briscuit's"?

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    2. And...I thank you.
      I was trying to come up with a good alternative to Porky's.
      Dog isn't kosher, either, right?
      I'm cool with that.

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  6. Fun caption. Miley in the Middle East couldn't make things worse.

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    1. Twerking HAS to be better than shelling.

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  7. Reminds me of the Chinese marathon I had on Martin World News a couple weeks back...

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  8. The area doesn't need another tragedy like Miley Cyrus

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    1. True. Then God might need to finally get involved.

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  9. If that shicksa ever did visit, we could no longer call it the Holy Land.

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  10. He likes Miley Cyrus and he's wearing flip flops. He needs to re-evaluate his style.

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  11. Hilarious! Note to self: Don't drink coffee when you're reading Al's blog.

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