Monday, July 21, 2014

What Goes Around...

After posting a picture last week which purported to be proof of extraterrestrial life here on Earth...

C'mon, you know the one.


Gary Busey posted a picture of me on his blog.

Well played, Gary.  Well played.


The Moral of the Story:  Those who live in glass houses ought to use the rest room at the gas station.  Or something like that.



NOTE:  A Gary Busey blog is not verifiable and may, in fact, be a total fabrication.  After all, it's tough to type with tentacles.


46 comments:

  1. What frightens me is how often ol' Gare has a point. :-)

    Pearl

    ReplyDelete
  2. Gary probably just used his exceptional alien powers to make someone else post the picture for him.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Have you been culled and taken to his mothership?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well...there may have been some probing. It kinda hurts to sit.

      Delete
  4. Are you telling me that all those e-mails I get from Gary Busey might not be real? Oh well, I still have all those e-mails from Scarlett Johansson.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well, I have the pictures. Actually, Google has the pictures which means I can get them.

      Delete
  5. Are you sure it was Busey's blog? He is an alien you know...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. And my bet is he types with his teeth.

      Delete
    2. 60 wpm, too.
      Those are some teeth.

      Delete
  6. The comments are as funny as the photo. Now I feel the pressure to think of something hilarious to write . . . pressure building . . . building . . oh, no, I just realized I need to take a dump. Forget the hilarity.

    Love,
    Janie

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Some say there's a fine line between comedy and the need to void one's bowels.
      Those people are crazy.

      Delete
  7. You're on his radar now! First comes the response to your post, the probings won't be far behind (no pun intended... okay maybe it was a little).

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That's okay. Inspired by Janie, I paid a little visit to the throne. Probe away.

      Delete
  8. Look at you - hoodie and all, looking so… you know, foreign! I'm thinking something European - Merkel's bro perhaps… or man boy! (thinking Weisswurst nestled deep in Kaiser's bun) hmmm… lunch time! hahahahahaha

    Okay, onto the new look here at P's Place - very stylish… thinking again European, cold, wet, daring - hmmm, Alps - no, something colder… hmmm, Kremlin country… how about Mount Kazbek (love the name… so strong, so rugged, so manly) - so you! The raindrops just add to the allure! (thinking sweating as one treks up Mt. K with a little weisswurst on the side).

    Note to self - eat before writing a reply on Al's blog! :P

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That's just how I roll.
      Preferably a kaiser.

      Delete
  9. Now is this the pot smoking Gary Busey or are we talking the religious Gary Busey? Which one. You need to be more specific Al Penwasser! LOL.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You know I'm going to Google the difference. I hope that picture is of the pot-smoking Gary.

      Delete
  10. He's just jealous of your wit, charm, and ability to use the toilet while reading the paper.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. And be oblivious to traffic whizzing by.
      Oooh...I said "whizzing."
      Hee...hee...hee

      Delete
  11. Gary Busey is your big brother

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Mom always loved him best. She made sure he got the finest in dental care.

      Delete
  12. I have an implant--placed there by Gary Busey--in which I get beamed his latest posts. Imagine my glee when he posted this retort directly into my ocular cavity. Oh the laughs we had.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Your implant is in your eye?
      Damn.
      I am having such a problem sitting down.

      Delete
  13. Oh that Gary! He is such a maroon!
    I did note the family resemblance...

    ReplyDelete
  14. Replies
    1. ...is to eat turkey for Thanksgiving.
      Did I get that right?

      Delete
  15. The next stage will involve stalking (extraterrestrial style)!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Oh, I thought you meant stalking, from a cornfield perspective.
      That makes more sense.

      Delete
  16. You've come out ahead in this comparison, unless you're very good at hiding your pain. Being rained on is better than getting your dick caught in your fly.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Fortunately, I have velcro zippers.
      And my dick is small.

      Delete
  17. In actuality, Gary, much like this Gary, are starstruck fans of your fine, illustrious self. You betcha!

    Gary aka Gary....

    ReplyDelete
  18. It's obvious that Gary is actually you from a mirror universe. Every action that you take, Gary will mirror it in an alternative way.

    Wait, so by commenting on this Blog to explain this theory, through causality I have automatically created a counter-post on Gary's Blog wherein I unexplain this theory, right? In that case, just forget I said anything.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. So, he's like "Bizarro Al"?
      That sounds legit.

      Delete
  19. I think those who live in glass houses should go ahead and use their own transparent bathrooms.
    Oh - and a shag carpet toilet. ;)
    (Did ya see what I did there? Pimped you a little. Pimpin' ain't easy!)

    ReplyDelete
  20. Yeah, I'd be surprised if Gary Busey could sit still long enough to compose a blog. If he did, though, it would undoubtedly be all pictures.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I think his teeth would cause his head to nod.

      Delete
  21. I'd say something about him being long in the tooth, but it hits too close to home for me. Unless you're a kid or a super model, odds are you're not going to look great in a rain slicker.

    Julie

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. We took the shot when we were in NYC for the Christmas show. Since then, it's become my holiday greeting.

      Delete
  22. Haha. Hopefully, Gary has a crack staff of interns dedicated to his social media presence. Like Stephanie said, I am not sure I would count on him for anything acting in solo.

    ReplyDelete