Thursday, July 3, 2014

Captain Caption XXXVII

"You too?"
"Yeah, I would have thought that Viagra would have worn off by now."

35 comments:

  1. 1) The opening sumo match to start the soccer game shall now begin.
    2) "Stop it, Tim. This isn't 'I Love Lucy', stop trying to mirror me. Seriously, quit it. C'mon, Tim, cut it out!"
    3) "Ready, 3, 2, 1...Yeah! We're fart brothers!"

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  2. I suppose they had to either celebrate or cheer themselves up somehow. I'm not good at recognising teams.

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  3. That invisible furniture is sure great for those quick breaks...

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    1. They might have trying out for a Captain Morgan commercial.

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  4. I can't shake the feeling that they should be holding glasses of Captain Morgan.

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    1. Ohhhh, what I JUST wrote. I really should read all the comments first before I reply!

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  5. That was Viagra? I thought it was steroids.

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    1. Then they'd win the home run record.

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  6. Will Hobby Lobby be paying for Viagra for it's male employees? I bet I know the answer.

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    1. I may Google that because you may be right.

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  7. HAHA! Oh, I've missed you, Al. :)

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    1. So many pictures, so many captions....

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  8. Hahaha...those damn little blue pills!

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    1. "Honestly, I thought they were Nerds!"

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  9. Maybe Clint Eastwood has something to do with this?

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    1. Maybe something about feeling lucky.

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  10. You've ruined soccer for me forever...

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  11. "alright now to practice fake injuries"

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    1. Then they'd drop to the pitch...errr...field.

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  12. Or one of them might be getting ready to bite the other dude. Biting and football aka soccer for y'all, seems to be the rage these days.

    Have a good Fourth of July, dude.

    Gary

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    1. Soccer, boxing...biting the other guy seems to work.

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    1. If the smile lasts more than four hours, please contact your physician.

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  14. I guess that's what happens if you take Viagra at their age. I won't ask what happens if you take it at your age - you might not know the answer and tell me a lot of bullcrap. Does anyone still sing Yankee Doodle on the 4th of July?

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    1. I'm afraid to swallow them. Don't want to have a stiff neck.
      Old joke, I know.
      But, I'm old.

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  15. Maybe Suarez was just sexually frustrated.

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    1. If so, it wouldn't have been the dude's shoulder.

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  16. Thanks GAWD they only let the pretty people play...

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    1. So THAT'S why Team USA never returns my calls!

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    1. Imitation is the sincerest form of not feeling like doing anything new.

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