Thursday, July 31, 2014

Captain Caption XLII

"No, seriously, can we get any hats that fit!!??"

36 comments:

  1. The one dude looks like he's about to cry over his ill-fitting hat.

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    1. Get one of those "One Size Fits All" at Walmart.

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  3. -Through tears- "Why are we doing this? Outside? With our bunkmates around us? Oh god, I don't want to eat that cracker. Just finish. I have to focus on finishing so that I'm not last and I don't have to eat the cracker."

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  4. all due to some guy who accidentally ordered a million extra small berets.

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  5. Major upset caused as soldiers hold an impromptu penis measuring contest.

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  6. They look pretty upset about something. Maybe the guy in the middle had the one hat that did fit.

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    1. Or they wanted to be cast as the lead in "50 Shades of Grey."

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  7. Or maybe they saw someone with those little hats that have a fan in them and are jealous.

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    1. I actually think they were jealous of those dudes which had beer cans and straws built in them.

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  8. Those hats look like they were cut from old vacuum cleaner bags.

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    1. Vacuum cleaner?
      No wonder they sucked.

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  9. Even worse, the guys in charge just told them they already used up their financial quota so they have to wait a whole year to get proper fitting ones.

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    1. To say nothing of no money for shaving supplies.

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  10. I'd cry if I had to wear those things, too!

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    1. Plus, I think they clash with the green.

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  11. The beret on the right can get it up. Must be the head.

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    1. He needs hat viagra. But, if it stays on his head more than four hours, he should consult with a physician.

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  12. I don't even wanna know what I just walked into...

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    1. A lot of hat sex innuendo. It's all good.

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  13. Why does the beret on the right look as if it has a little potted plant on the front?

    Love,
    Janie, who expects you to be able to answer any question

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    1. I don't know about that, but it sure looks happy to see the others.

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  14. Why does the beret on the right look as if it has a little potted plant on the front?

    Love,
    Janie, who expects you to be able to answer any question

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  15. "Let's be brave men. So Burger King doesn't want us. There's always Jack in the Box."

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    1. The last time I tried jack in the box, they asked me to leave the church. Hey, I was being discreet.

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    2. Al, you were trying to mix special sauce in there, weren't you? Churches are onto that one. Finally. Sheesh.

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  16. Red who picked red for a hat colour how are we suppose to blend into the grass with a red hat

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  17. It troubles me that they all seem to be looking down at that one dude's junk.

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