Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
The one dude looks like he's about to cry over his ill-fitting hat.
Plus, they were the wrong color.
What's a guy to do!?
Get one of those "One Size Fits All" at Walmart.
-Through tears- "Why are we doing this? Outside? With our bunkmates around us? Oh god, I don't want to eat that cracker. Just finish. I have to focus on finishing so that I'm not last and I don't have to eat the cracker."
Shoulda got Triscuits, instead.
all due to some guy who accidentally ordered a million extra small berets.
And extra small sets of underwear.
Major upset caused as soldiers hold an impromptu penis measuring contest.
And someone forgot the ruler.
They look pretty upset about something. Maybe the guy in the middle had the one hat that did fit.
Or they wanted to be cast as the lead in "50 Shades of Grey."
Or maybe they saw someone with those little hats that have a fan in them and are jealous.
I actually think they were jealous of those dudes which had beer cans and straws built in them.
Those hats look like they were cut from old vacuum cleaner bags.
Vacuum cleaner?No wonder they sucked.
Even worse, the guys in charge just told them they already used up their financial quota so they have to wait a whole year to get proper fitting ones.
To say nothing of no money for shaving supplies.
I'd cry if I had to wear those things, too!
Plus, I think they clash with the green.
The beret on the right can get it up. Must be the head.
He needs hat viagra. But, if it stays on his head more than four hours, he should consult with a physician.
I don't even wanna know what I just walked into...
A lot of hat sex innuendo. It's all good.
Why does the beret on the right look as if it has a little potted plant on the front?Love,Janie, who expects you to be able to answer any question
I don't know about that, but it sure looks happy to see the others.
You made me smile.
"Let's be brave men. So Burger King doesn't want us. There's always Jack in the Box."
The last time I tried jack in the box, they asked me to leave the church. Hey, I was being discreet.
Al, you were trying to mix special sauce in there, weren't you? Churches are onto that one. Finally. Sheesh.
Red who picked red for a hat colour how are we suppose to blend into the grass with a red hat
I'd cry too. LOL
It troubles me that they all seem to be looking down at that one dude's junk.
You have a point :-)
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