Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Nothing I can add to that statement!
The more I look at it, the queasier I get.
"The hole I need to fill with others' approval has outgrown my soul."
Methinks "approval" is a euphemism, perhaps?
Cue the comedic drums!
BA DUM BUM
Makers of "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" sued for damage to public property.
Watch that first step. It's a lulu.
From one giant hole to another, I guess.
Which is why I left Oprah outta this.
So she's become the asshole of the planet? damn
The planet's asshole?? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.......And here I thought it was somewhere in New Jersey.
Hmm. I guess I'm not as easily amused as I thought I was. Or maybe I'm just tired.Love,Janie
Let the silly overtake you.....ahhhhhh
This hole reminds me of a movie I loved as a kid: First Men in the Moon.
I knew a Hilda Moon in high school.I wasn't first, though.
Not another hole in Siberia! Jeez, there must be a wind tunnel effect in play here, whereby the Russian just suck up this planet's dreck! Go Russia Go! One less breeding rat on the planet suits me fine.
I know. You'd think Switzerland would have all the holes.Because of the...cheese.Okay, I know, it's a stretch, but this is just a reply to a comment. One can't expect comedy gold here I suppose.
Well… now that I know "comedy gold" is reserved for your posts that changes eeee.vvvv.eee.rrr.yyy thing. And yes, that's how it's spelt when audio is not an option. :PYou know, just a little 411, dearest sweetest darling Al Pal - I do read comments and replies… and I EXPECT nothing less then your best out here in Comment Land. Really, your best… AP - because I might then be able to call you dearest sweetest darling Al Pal Extraordinaire or A.P.E. for short. Oooohhhh… see only my best - nothing less, eee.vvv.eee.rrr!Time to pour a cold frosty B.Gin with blueberries - okay, I'll toast you, dearest sweetest A.P.E. (giggling while typing - thank god for backspace)
Oh no, I'm starting to think like you, Al. I was saying something to myself - not unlike your punch line - with Oprah instead of Octo-Mom. Oprah and Octo-Mom are alike. Right? You've seen one giant hole, you've seen 'em all. ? Excuse me while I go barf.
Oprah was my FIRST inclination, but Octo-Mom seemed to fit the joke better.Honorable Mention: Kim Kardashian
I have to admit, that's a good zinger
Seriously, if one was inclined, one could write a great science fiction story.As long as one stopped referring to himself as "one."
Are the Russians are trying to intimidate everyone with their big hole? Someone from the State Department should go over there and say "You may have the biggest anus, but we have the biggest dick."
Hahahahahahaha.And he golfs.
If I jump will I end up in China
Ah...so.NOTE: Prease excuse attempt at racial humor. Besides, Japs are the ones who say, "Ah so."NOTE: Please excuse the excuse which included a racist anti-Japanese jab. Mr. Penwasser is a drunk Mick.NOTE: Please excuse the excuse for the excuse which included a heinous stereotype about those of Irish descent. Mr. Penwasser is obviously drunk.NOTE: Oh, forget about it....
'nuff said..!!!!! Priceless.
That's awesome! I had to write about that big hole for a news site last week and a joke like that didn't even occur to me.
Classic! You are so darn funny...