Thursday, March 20, 2014

Captain Caption XXXV

"Ya know, I think you're enjoying this a little too much, Claude.  Next time I get to ride on the bottom."

"OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD!
Did someone say 'bottom'?"

40 comments:

  1. I think that's one of those rare occasions you'd be able to say it was the adrenaline and excitement that caused it. It's co cold there I'd be surprised if anyone felt it.

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  2. "Weeee...Do you think this pattern makes my thighs look fat? I thought you said this would be a slimming color!?!"
    On a side note, what a stupid "sport". It's the two people sliding down game. Oh, yeah, it's different than one person sliding downhill because there's two people and completely different than four people sliding downhill.

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    1. It's nothing more than Olympic Sledriding.
      Hey, but at least it ain't curling.

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  3. Claude, I fail to see how sticking your finger up my arse gives us any more traction!

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    1. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  5. I wonder if they weigh themselves to see which one goes on the bottom.

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  6. That thought will haunt me for the rest of the week...

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    1. Well, Richard Simmons has a tendency to do that to people.

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  7. Those uniforms look kinda tight, even sure it can take flight?

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    1. Huh.
      I thought those were full-body tattoos.

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  8. Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to get that image of Richard Simmons out of my head? Maybe I can find a cop to taser it out of me.

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    1. Come to Philly, then. Cops know all about tasers.

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  9. If I was on top, I'd be wayyyyyy too scared for the guy on the bottom to do anything to me. Unless he was packing a needle.

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  10. Getting a bit too comfortable at nearly 90MPH on a plank of wood? It's either the close proximity of his partner or the thrill of the ride that gets him excited. Either way, more power to 'em. Heh....

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  11. I don't understand some "sports".

    Love,
    Janie

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  12. makes you wonder about who invented the sport

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  13. The man in the orange tutu is definitely happier than the horizontal duo. You don't need speed or physical contact to have fun - just a lot of air under your skirt.

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    1. You blow air under my skirt and I'll be your friend for life.

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    1. Especially since they're heading towards a brick wall.

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  15. Claude: I am not enjoying this, that isn't me I think you crapped a log and it is sticking
    into me

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    1. I think crapping a log is another Olympic sport altogether.

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  16. Hahaha
    You sure get good milage out of the Simons picture. It was a lot of bang for your buck.

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    1. I've got a few pictures that I've used quite a bit. Like that one of a man humping a fish.

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  17. We need to write a new version of The Love Boat, so celebrities like Richard Simmons have someplace to go. Now that I think of it, I'm surprised he hasn't appeared on Dancing With The Stars. Hope he's doing okay. Maybe you should invite him over for Easter.

    Julie

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  18. Ah, yes, Richard Simmons, now that brings back some memories. (Mostly jumping around my basement in leg warmers and short shorts. ha

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    1. Which is what he still does. Although not in your basement.

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  19. Love that psychedelic zebra pattern.

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    1. It helps them hide from psychedelic lions.

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  20. Came by to say hello as the cat has you on display..
    now, to get these pictures out of my mind..lol..

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    1. Thanks! I hope the cat has the picture of me with pants on.

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