You're not truly clean until you're clean under the rim.
Two prostate checks? Where do I sign up? Also, yes, I caught the joke. Well played sir. Well played.
I try to poke (get it?) fun when I can.
"Pew, pew pew! Gotcha! I'm the fastest draw in the...Oh, look shiny keys!"
Wonder if he was shooting blanks?
Two prostate checks? Buy me dinner and drinks first and then we'll talk.
But, they make me feel so cheap.
If at first you don't succeed, try another prostate check
You might find Jimmy Hoffa that way.
This reminds me that I'm due to have my prostate checked. Unlike some people, I don't look forward to these.
Every year at my physical, I hope the doctor forgets.Every year at my physical, I'm disappointed.
Can't wait! Do I get to choose both providers of the prostrates that I get to examine? Oh I hope so!xoRobyn
Just like I can choose who gives me mammograms.
The real catch to Obama care is that the plan doesn't cover the lube. :)
Ohhhhhhh, just the thought made my butt cheeks clench.
Juli's comment is funny. I can't top that so I'll shut up.Love,Janie
But, I thought it was "If you like your lube, you can keep your lube. Period."Uh, oh.
I become tongue tied whenever this subject is broached. So much to complain about here. So much incompetence, lying, and deceit involved. I honestly don't know where to begin or end with this topic. This definitely isn't the way to usher in the weekend ;-)
That's why I enjoyed being in Florida this week. My head stopped hurting.
Still smarter than Dan Quayle
Nawwwww, he's a bigger idiot. But, tomato, tomahto (or potato. Lol).Everyone with their opinion. Life would be boring were it not so.
But does it cover the mileage you have to drive to get to the doctor the plan covers?
I think you get a mule.
I'm glad his fingers can still get it up. Maybe he's showing men what to do if they can't get Viagra on prescription.
I think Viagra makes a hand cream for that.
And don't fart.
I have never had a prostate check is that bad, oh yeah I am female I don't need them
But, every time I complain to Mrs. Penwasser, she tells me that guys have it easy.Oh yeah? Well, she never had to worry about being called to the chalkboard by the nun. When I was wear loose pants. And had an inconvenient boner. Because Pam should start buying longer skirts.
Greetings human, Al,My human is grimacing right about now. On the British universal healthcare system, he has had the um pleasure of having his prostrate probed on a number of occasions. Last Valentine's Day, some dude stuck a tool up his butt. Then they put in the flowers. A Valentine's Day my human shall never forget.Pawsitive wishes,Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
As long as your human didn't look to his right shoulder and saw a hand.Then looked to his LEFT shoulder and saw a hand.And realized there was only two people in the room.
Two for the price of one! Can't complain.
That's a "two-fer" I'll let pass.
AlFunny, funny. Such a joke they all are. Also laughing at Gorilla bananas's comment. The 2 of you make quite the team. Ha
Gorilla's a hoot, for sure. Plus, you should see what he can do to a tire and a piece of Samsonite luggage.