Thursday, March 13, 2014

Captain Caption XXXIV

"And now...with Obamacare....

you don't just get one....

you get TWO prostate checks!


Except now....my brain hurts."

36 comments:

  1. Two prostate checks? Where do I sign up? Also, yes, I caught the joke. Well played sir. Well played.

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    1. I try to poke (get it?) fun when I can.

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  2. "Pew, pew pew! Gotcha! I'm the fastest draw in the...Oh, look shiny keys!"

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  3. Two prostate checks? Buy me dinner and drinks first and then we'll talk.

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  4. If at first you don't succeed, try another prostate check

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  5. This reminds me that I'm due to have my prostate checked. Unlike some people, I don't look forward to these.

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    1. Every year at my physical, I hope the doctor forgets.
      Every year at my physical, I'm disappointed.

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  6. Can't wait! Do I get to choose both providers of the prostrates that I get to examine? Oh I hope so!

    xoRobyn

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    1. Just like I can choose who gives me mammograms.

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  7. The real catch to Obama care is that the plan doesn't cover the lube. :)

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    1. Ohhhhhhh, just the thought made my butt cheeks clench.

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  8. Juli's comment is funny. I can't top that so I'll shut up.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. But, I thought it was "If you like your lube, you can keep your lube. Period."
      Uh, oh.

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  9. I become tongue tied whenever this subject is broached. So much to complain about here. So much incompetence, lying, and deceit involved. I honestly don't know where to begin or end with this topic. This definitely isn't the way to usher in the weekend ;-)

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    1. That's why I enjoyed being in Florida this week. My head stopped hurting.

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  10. Still smarter than Dan Quayle

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    1. Nawwwww, he's a bigger idiot. But, tomato, tomahto (or potato. Lol).
      Everyone with their opinion. Life would be boring were it not so.

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  11. But does it cover the mileage you have to drive to get to the doctor the plan covers?

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  12. I'm glad his fingers can still get it up. Maybe he's showing men what to do if they can't get Viagra on prescription.

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    1. I think Viagra makes a hand cream for that.

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  13. I have never had a prostate check is that bad, oh yeah I am female I don't need them

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    1. But, every time I complain to Mrs. Penwasser, she tells me that guys have it easy.
      Oh yeah? Well, she never had to worry about being called to the chalkboard by the nun. When I was wear loose pants. And had an inconvenient boner. Because Pam should start buying longer skirts.

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  14. Greetings human, Al,

    My human is grimacing right about now. On the British universal healthcare system, he has had the um pleasure of having his prostrate probed on a number of occasions. Last Valentine's Day, some dude stuck a tool up his butt. Then they put in the flowers. A Valentine's Day my human shall never forget.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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    1. As long as your human didn't look to his right shoulder and saw a hand.
      Then looked to his LEFT shoulder and saw a hand.
      And realized there was only two people in the room.

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  15. Two for the price of one! Can't complain.

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  16. Al
    Funny, funny. Such a joke they all are. Also laughing at Gorilla bananas's comment. The 2 of you make quite the team. Ha

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    1. Gorilla's a hoot, for sure. Plus, you should see what he can do to a tire and a piece of Samsonite luggage.

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