Good morning and welcome to SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!
Or, for the rest of you, welcome to Sunday morning!
|We know what the real football is though. |
So, piss off, mate!
|Could be worse. You could wake up hungover tomorrow. |
|Hey!! It's also Groundhog Day, you know. |
Six more weeks of winter for you, A-Hole.
|"Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Penwasser? |
Besides make 1,000 times more money
than you for making stupid jokes?
Oh, I get it now."
That being the case, I decided to apply a little literary Viagra and resurrect it as the place to host the serialized version of my (please excuse the snooty, pretentious term) Work In Progress, It's Not Just a Job (you thought I just made up the title of this post?). Of course, I'm taking a real chance here. It should come as no surprise who I really am. If it is a surprise, you're either new or you weren't paying attention.
|"So, who is it-Penwasser or Lynch?? |
More importantly, who's that black guy?"
|"DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!! |
I think it's a gay thing."
Every week, I will be providing what I've written in an effort to satisfy the groundswell of those who are dying to read more about me. To those, I say, you really need to get a life.
I'll make each entry pretty short, which will accomplish two things. Shorter posts tend to hold a reader's attention more. Longwinded stories have a tendency to bore readers who are then easily distracted by...uh...oh...ooh, look, the neighbor's dog is crapping in my yard.
Wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah.
So, they'll be short. Plus, I'll be including pictures in each post, so you'll have that going for you.
|Pictures like this. |
Okay, probably not.
Be forewarned, though. These are rough versions of what will hopefully be a comic masterpiece. Or disjointed jumbles of the ramblings of a man on the back end of middle age.
In any case, if you get a chance, go ahead and check it out. The first chapter is posted right now.
Or you can go back to sleep.
|Excuse me. Excuse me? |
Yeah, they're, uh, using your stadium.
But your team isn't playing.
You bunch of drunks.
And...who's the black guy?
NOTE: To my European, Australian, and New Zealand followers, who may not know (or give a rat's ass)...the Super Bowl is being played at the Giants/Jets home field, Met Life Stadium, between the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks.