Thursday, February 27, 2014

Captain Caption XXXII

"Okay, please for to be telling me.  Is the right or left fingers for the pickings of the nose?  Bah, who gives rat's behind anyways?  I can blowing the nose on Kerry's suit pants.
Besides, we have kicking the USA assky in Olympics.
Except in the hockeys.  Won't be seeing them no more."

43 comments:

  1. He won't be seeing hockey anymore, or the hockey players? I could believe either. Communism seems to work as both China and Russia did great...when they were hosting them Olympics.

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    1. Actually, his hockey players will be going back to the NHL where (according to the Czechoslovakian brothers, Yortuk and Georg Festrunk) they will be seeing the "foxes with the big American breasts."
      Which could be plastic.

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    1. But, then we got snockered by the Canadians and Finns.
      Or, as the America players normally call them: NHL teammates.
      You may get that I'm not a big fan of allowing pros in the Olympics (basketball, too).

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  3. A very good caption, funny but not degrading. I love the way Russia is trying to recover from communism under Putin. I've read 2 biographries about him and I believe he's a "for real guy." Americans should read more, criticize less and watch whats happening at home.

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    1. The Cold Warrior in me is uncomfortable, but.....when I prefer what the Russian president has to say over our own president, it makes me wonder. Plus, I have to wonder how we would feel if the Russians had a lot of their military in Cuba (like we have in Germany). Oh, wait. I remember how the US reacted to some Russian missiles. Monroe Doctrine only works when it works for us. On the other hand, Stalin had millions killed. Huh. Like, I said, uncomfortable. Still... In any case, you are RIGHT ON. Americans should read more.

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    2. Then again, it was the US government which interred Japanese Americans, slaughtered Indians, stole the southwest, and enslaved people. Oh, I could go on, but I'll stop. This is too depressing. I think I'll play some Words With Friends.

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    3. Okay, I feel better. I won WWF. Thank goodness for that Scrabble dictionary I have....oops, did I just write that?

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    4. We could go back and forth…. what country did the most atrocities under which rotten ruler.Yeah, Stalin was a rotten murderer for sure. I don't think this one is anything like that but they all love their power. What would U.S. do if we were having a problem with Canada or Mexico and Russia or China sent some troups or sanctions.
      In my old age I've become such a noninterventionist. It all started with the Dulles Brothers, Sons of a Preacher Man. I wonder if that is who Dusty Springfield had in mind. And so was Wilson, (son of a preacher man)
      the worst president we ever had.He got us into the feds because of Mrs. Peck and he couldn't keep his pecker in his pants. OK, I could go on and on too. Yeah…. the Japanese Americans and Indians. Now the history books are being re-written…. common core…. wonder what that story will be. Oh, it won't be in the history books. I'll stop.

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    5. I do believe we are like-minded people.

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  4. That's right, we eliminated them from the medal round!

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    1. True. And the US took home as many medals as they did. But, as Elsie said below, *yawn.*

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  5. Wait, the Olympics were going on? Huh, I seemed to have missed them. *yawn*

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    1. You mean you missed the riveting curling contests?

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  6. Watch the nose, not the mouth. Watch the nose, not the mouth. Watch the nose...

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  7. The only sport he'd qualify for, nose picking or maybe nose pucking, see how far the booger slides on ice

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  8. haha... Funny! Better watch out though. You heard about the guy who messed up the snowflake in the opening ceremonies?!

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  9. For a moment I could hear the accent.
    Good caption.

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  10. Just back from vacation and catching up on things. Did we do well in hockey? Every time I turned on the TV it was showing Curling.

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    1. Tell me about it. Those broads at the beauty parlor are always hogging air time with their hair care.

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  11. "Now I must take the Ukraine"

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    1. "Unless the John Kerrys be for scaring me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....making for the laughings there. Is pissing myself."

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  12. I don't like him. He is a nasty poopy head. Please pardon my profanity.

    Love,
    Janie

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  13. No no no, Valdimir. It's the left for picking, the right for gouging out the eyes of dissidents. I thought the teachers covered this during Commigarden...

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    1. And then we invade Ukraine. Olympics over, back to business, da?

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  14. This you must know: it is the right for the conservative pick, the left for the liberal pick. No in-between. You must to keep the booger snots in the nostrils if you do not choose one or other of sides.

    xoRobyn

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    1. That is perfect! I wish I had thought of that one!

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  15. Greeting comrade,

    We nose what you are saying. Actually better to stick left foot or right foot up nose.

    And comrade, those Canadians also beat you. What is this world coming to? Off to the Ukraine..Goodbye, comrade....

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    1. Figured the Canadians would. Didn't you invent hockey?

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  16. Hello again. came back to open my blog and I invite you to go to look at :)
    lovely blog as always and excellent material
    regards

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  17. "Look, look here at theese mouth. Is theese zee mouth of a liar? No, right? Den believe me when I say, we vill not NOT interfere in zee Ukraine. No, no, stop looking at my little sausage fingers, read my lips, We vill NOT not interfere in Ukrainian affairs. Huh? Vhat do you mean by 'double negative'? I do not NOT understand zee implication. Here, have a shot of vhat I vill assure you is NOT not involving zee polonium-210. WHAT? Again you accuse Puty-Poo of zee backhanded dealing. Look at zees dimples. Touch zee dimps. See, Putin is cutein."

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    1. Is for pleasing peoples for when to look at cuddly bears who wiping butts with toilet papers. Not making with ripping throats out.

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  18. Four of our NHL players here in Columbus (the Blue Jackets) were on the Russian team. I thought that was the weirdest thing.
    Doesn't bode well for our Blue Jackets, does it?

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    1. But, how many Canadians...? That may serve them well.

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  19. Hi Al! Poking my head back in the blogworld. Glad to see you are still at it! And this is hysterical!

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    1. Thanks! Unfortunately, not much funny coming out there NOW, huh?

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  20. I wonder how many people just outside Sochi were without power for a month?

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