|"Okay, who wants to sneak into the United States, collect welfare, |
work at a 7-11, and maybe meet a movie star?"
"Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!!"
"You'll have to behead a couple infidels first, though."
Finally, I would be remiss if I didn't publicly (or as publicly as Blogger can get) thank Robyn Engel for taking that $1,000 and Channing Tatum blow-up doll I sent her into consideration by awarding me prizes for a winning Anti-Valentine Slogan.
My slogan was juvenile and catered to the lowest common denominator (according to Herman Turnip who doesn't know me, but apparently gets me. Lowest common denominator is what I do).
Anyway, I was sent some delicious chocolate and, what's best, my own copy of Robyn's wonderful book, Just the Right Time, which you can review by clicking on the link on the upper right (yeah, I know how to do these things. Just because I'm juvenile-and I am-doesn't mean I'm not switched on).
If you'd like to have a look at the other slogans (personally, I would've voted for Julie, but it's my chocolate now), go ahead and have a look here. No, I meant here! Hee...hee...hee.
NOTE: Juvenile is about right.