Thursday, February 13, 2014

Captain Caption XXX

The American King and Queen host a state dinner for President Francois Hollande of France.

"And...for dinner...we're gonna have French Fries.  No?  How 'bout
French Toast??  Hahahahahaha...psyche!  Naw, we're having German Chocolate Cake, instead.  BOOM, got you again!!  Hey, Michelle, didja get a load of the look on the little frog's face?  That's better than when I put a Whoopee cushion under Boehner's seat at the State of the Union.
Oh, and Francois...?  Two words: lifts and plugs."



31 comments:

  1. Don't forget French dressing!
    Congratulations on the win over at Robyn's today.

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    1. I prefer French undressing.
      Unless it's a dude.
      Mon dieu!
      And thank you!

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  2. Why do Frenchies insist on electing short officials? Also, why is he wearing trousers that seem to be too big for him?

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    1. As one who sports the "Barney Rubble" physique myself, maybe he wasn't able to find pants which are short enough for him. I know I have that problem, too. Thank goodness I'm not French, though.

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  3. not pictured: whoever is now First Lady of France

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    1. I read that she didn't come.
      Normally, that would be dirty....

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    1. He could look right up into Michelle's nose.

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  5. What? No spotted dick? Maybe it sounds bad in french

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    1. You may find this hard to believe (then again, probably not), I have a picture of a can of spotted dick.

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  6. He could fit under Michelle's skirt.

    Hey, Al, come on over. It's all about you at Life by Chocolate!

    xoRobyn

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    1. And pluck her nose hairs.
      I'll be right over.

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  7. Robyn is right. That little man could fit under Michelle's skirt!

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    1. There is a picture where Michelle's skirt poofs at the back. So, maybe he DID.

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    2. I've seen that picture. I suspect you're right.

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  8. When you said french fries, the dinner dcene from Better Off Dead went through my mind. French fries,French bread, French dressing!

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  9. So, Monsuer Obama, do you steel have the noomber of that hot Danish cheek I saw you with, please?

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  10. He's a little dude. Michelle and Barack must feel so powerful around heads of state who are tiny. I know I do.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. And whose heads they can place their plates on.

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  11. Why is Mrs. Obama dressed like she's at the Oscars?

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    1. Hey, crass insensivity worked for Marie Antoinette so...oh, wait. No, it didn't.

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    2. LOL
      I bet the gown costs more than it would cost to make a dinner for half of Somalia

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  12. Y'all loving the French again? Y'all stopped calling them "Freedom Fries"?

    I wonder where the French dude's hand has been...

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    1. Even though I enjoy making fun of the French (it is quite fun), I was never one of the idiots who called them "freedom fries." That was as moronic as when they called. "Sauerkraut" "liberty cabbage" during WWI. From what I read, Hollande is widely detested in his country. So maybe thats what he and O have in common...?s as mor

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  13. I wouldn't even care what I'm eating simply because I'm eating with "royalty".

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  14. Isn't there a height requirement for "heads' of state?

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