Thursday, February 6, 2014

Captain Caption XXIX

"Woman-on-top, of course.
Are you frikkin' kidding me?
Are we even looking at the same guy?"

22 comments:

  1. She looks like he never shares the Krispy Kremes to me...

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  2. Looks like he eats his plate and then hers

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  3. This goes against my theory that fat people make for rockin' leaders. Chris Christie is no Rob Ford.

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  4. Are you sure that's a woman?

    Love,
    Janie

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  5. wow I hate to be mean, but she is pretty

    ugly

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    1. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly runs right through to the bone.
      Or, as Austin Powers said to Basil Exposition after he slugged Basil's mom, "Well, you have to admit, she is a bit mannish."
      Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to look in my mirror where my reflection will scold, "Now what the hell are YOU feeling oh-so-superior about, rat-face?"

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  6. Hey, did you notice though how NO ONE is talking about his weight loss surgery now??

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    1. He wishes that was all he had to worry about, the big-mouth dope.

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  7. Damn choreographers, didn't widen the podium enough.

    xoRobyn

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    1. They were using the metric system.
      NOTE: I'm not really sure what that means.

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  8. What exactly am I looking at here?

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  9. The fat-ass governor of New Jersey with his wife.
    NOTE: Meaning-I'll see your Rob Ford and Justin Beiber and raise you by a million.

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  10. Hey, they may be the first couple one day!

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  11. It looks like the Spratt family in reverse...

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  12. She doesn't look as if she'd enjoy it in any position. Maybe they should experiment with toe sex first.

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