...to bring you a special announcement.
As you may have gleaned from my January 3rd post (I'm not going to attach a link to it because then I'd have to find its exact wording. Besides, you can always select "Older Post" if the mood hits you), I've been doing a lot of writing:
Outraged Letters to the Editor
Death Threats to Dead People (I'm lazy that way)
Just An Observation
I've also been trudging my way through my book, It's Not An Adventure. Since I hope to have it finished before someone is forced to write it posthumously (which will probably result in a better product), I'm looking to cut down a little bit.
|It's Not An Adventure |
Coming to a bookstore near you in...oh who am I kidding?
So you have that going for you.
|"Which is nice."|
|"Oh, yeah, Mr. Smart-Ass Penwasser? |
Did you see me as Joe Dirt's mom? I killed in that role.
Plus, I grabbed my crotch while
singing the Star Soangled Banner."
Who knows? Maybe I can get a gig writing jokes for the Conan O'Brien Show?
|"Oh no you don't. |
I suck, but I don't suck that bad!"