Thursday, January 16, 2014

Captain Caption XXVI

"Because, here at Walmart, you have our word
that your debit and credit card information
is safe from unauthorized disclosure.
Plus, you can dress like a freak."

50 comments:

  1. Some one needs to tell him that muffin tops went out of fashion a while back

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    1. And it's too early in the year to wear floppy hats.

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    2. I'm not so sure that's a guy....

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  2. I remain highly surprised "People of Walmart" isn't on TV yet. Just air security footage and amateur video from Walmart.

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    1. Given the rest of the crap on TV, you're right.

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  3. Maybe there was a sale he couldn't resist, can't let bargain bin clothes go to waste

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    1. I'm just disturbed that he's near food.

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  4. Yet another reason I don't shop at Walmart.

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  5. I hate to go in that store..... but damn....sometimes it so convenient to shop at one store that has all the little things I need. Saves so much time and gas rather than running from store to store. Got us in the cross hairs.

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    1. That really is why I go there. Plus, I can feel so good about myself.

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  6. I think there's some kind of underground Walmart weird outfit society going on among these people. Like a fight club... only with fashion.

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    1. And, just like fight club, they don't speak of it.

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    1. I haven't seen many strange things in my local walmarts, but I've seen a few that made me shake my head. Saw a kid that was at least five with a pacifier in his mouth. The other was a whole obese family of seven riding a bunch of electric carts

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    2. Neither have I. But, I'm ready with my cell phone camera if I do. Rest assured that, if I find a picture, you'll see it here on Blogger. Unless I get the crap kicked out of me. An aside: A couple of the ladies with whom I work asked if I had taken the picture above. I told them that, if I DO take any pictures, it will be from the rear. Because...I don't want the crap kicked out of me.

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  8. Do you wonder if some people dress like that so they can get their picture taken and be featured in"People of Walmart"?

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    1. It actually would occur to me (if you need proof that this is so, look at my picture above).

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  9. Walmart is the place to go when you need a good pick me up

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    1. Did your wife, Laurie, provide Al with this photo??

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  11. I think I've been in a Wal-Mart once during the past five years. I avoid Wal-Mart like the plague. And plaque. I hate plaque on my teeth.

    Love,
    Janie

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  12. Was this picture taken before or after Labor Day?

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  13. I cant wait for Amazon to start that drone delivery program... So I can never go to Walmart ever again! lol

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    1. Then where would you get your entertainment? Maybe reality TV...?

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  14. I hope he was heading to the Bro/Manziere department!

    Julie

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    1. I think he needed one of those with metal stays.

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  15. Funny place for a bow tie. You'd think he wanted guys to have something to aim at when they're nuzzling his boobs.

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    1. The bow tie is in case a random prom breaks out in frozen foods.

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  16. He'll be the finest lady in the Easter parade.

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  17. I think I dated him. Once. We met by the "purty hats, 50%" off.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Well, I guess you coulda traded outfits. Although his were probably way too big. And probably funky.

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  18. Are those pink undies peaking out above the daisy dukes?

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  19. I bet he feels like a pretty lady.

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  20. I'm sure he probably thinks he's a pretty lady lol

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    1. And wishes all the other boys had a hat like his.

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  21. He is trying to warm things up during a cold winter in the NE. Too funny.

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    1. Well, after all, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.

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  22. Hey, at least the man is wearing a tie!

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  23. I always say, if you ever get down on yourself, just go to walmart. 50% it will depress you, but there's a 50% chance you'll see someone that makes you feel just great . lol

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