Thursday, January 9, 2014

Captain Caption XXV

"No, I'm totally cool with it.  After what Bill did to you, you've every right.  Besides, did you catch me with that smokin' chick at Mandela's funeral?  Yeah, I got game.  Screw Michelle!  I can...hey, HEY!!!!  NO TONGUES, BITCH!!!!"  

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  1. I'm not sure if this is due to his inherent charm, H-Dawg's desperation, or some kind of mind control emitted by the Oval Office. Dude needs to slow down before he becomes the next Tiger Woods. He probably cares less now he's in his second term and can't be re-elected.

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    1. He may be channeling his inner Tiger Woods and trying to get someone to kiss his putter.

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  2. Who is that Dude making out with Obama?

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  3. I think I've said this before, but Chelsea Clinton better hope she ages better than her mom.

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    1. Chelsea is kinda attractive. She has Bubba's genes, I guess.

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  4. One way to get in the oval office lol

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  5. OMG I never saw this picture before.

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    1. And that which is seen can never be unseen. Like those Weiner and Geraldo selfies.

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  6. That's Hilldog? I never knew she was such a hoochie but the main man ain't closing his eyes. She should have turned around and tried some grinding!

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  7. Ha ha! I wonder what's really going on here.

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  8. It's a man, baby! Chelsea has become increasingly attractive. She appears to straighten her hair and someone taught her how to put on make-up. Now Chelsea needs to help Mama.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. You're right. Chelsea is pretty attractive. Much better than that Amy Carter.

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  9. Hahaha.....I can't stop laughing. I got game...haha

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  10. Have you been photoshopping Al?

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    1. I really should buy Photoshop. Imagine the damage I could do.

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  11. If ever a woman was manly enough to compete with Michele for Barack's affections, it's Hillary.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Michelle does have an advantage. Baby's got back.

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  12. That's a guy right? That's totally a guy.

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    1. Naw, it's Hillary.
      Wait, same difference.

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  13. When I first looked at this photo, I thought Obama was hugging a guy in need of a haircut....then I realized, I was wrong!

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  14. Life is too short not to kiss with your tongue.

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    1. Unless it's dude on dude.
      Then I'll just change the channel. Or kill myself.

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