Thursday, January 2, 2014

Captain Caption XXIV

"What the fu...hey, Tubby!  That ain't a donut, ya know!"

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  1. Free feels with your meals at Hot Dog Johnny's!!

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    1. And you can leave the server a nice tip.
      Oh dear Lord, that was bad.

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  2. haha she's covering other areas just in case

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    1. Anything more is a waste, I've been told.

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  4. Wow he really is getting quite a handful there.

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    1. I think the chick with the glasses is jealous.

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  5. I thought that bagel felt awful soft...

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  6. This seems great!

    www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

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  7. It was either the young lady's boob or the old lady's butt. He made a judgement call.

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  8. Oops ... mistakes can be made by anyone ....

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  9. Seriously? Who is his publicist? Someone's getting fired....

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    1. Methinks we'll see this picture again. During the 2016 presidential campaign perhaps...?

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  10. He just wanted some milk to dunk his jelly roll in!

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    1. Hey! It's not like I was grabbin' the old dude's cannoli, yuhknowhaddImean? Awwww, fuggeddaboudit!

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  11. Actually, his face looks thinner in this picture.

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    1. They made him spit out the crullers he was smuggling in his cheeks.
      On his FACE.

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  12. Welcome to Johnny's, where we specialize in wieners and sexual harassment.
    The buns are free but relish costs extra.

    xoRobyn

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    1. But, we'll be glad to accept your tips.

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  13. He must have spent so much time positioning everyone to provide the most flattering angle that his hand probably fell asleep. This definitely put him in quite a pickle. That darn Robyn is too tough an act to follow!

    Julie

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  14. It's funny but instead of that scandal, the first thing I noticed on the pic was the horrid beaver hairdo of that lady with glasses :)

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  15. "The right one's mine" is what he seems to be saying. It's not a pretty picture. I wish he'd pick on something his own size. Like a pumpkin.

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    1. At least he isn't bendi...oh, I just can't finish. The mental image is just gross.

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  16. Oh look, the next Mayor of Toronto! :)

    A belated welcome to 2014 from my shy, humble self.

    Gary

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    1. Imagine the two of them trapped in a room with a box of donuts between them. Oh, the humanity!

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  17. What would I do without you to keep my funny bone broken! Thanks for the titillating post! hahahahha

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    1. I saw what you did there.
      I'm not a boob, you know.

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  18. Whoa! I'm surprised the girl is still smiling!

    Happy New Year!

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  19. Well, he IS the governor.
    Still...ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. If there are no babies to kiss, next best thing, right?

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    1. Well now, THAT would get him arrested.

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  21. I wonder where his other hand is?

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