Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Captain Caption XXII
"Hey, I know you're living in the Middle Ages and all, but the least you could do is wear something on your head that doesn't look like roadkill or one of those critters you're always buggering. Tell you what. I know a guy in Toronto who could probably get his hands on a pretty stylish tuque. Sure, he's a bit of a crackhead, but at least you won't be wearin' a dinnerplate on your noggin like those goofy North Korean bastards."