Thursday, December 5, 2013

Captain Caption XXII

"Hey, I know you're living in the Middle Ages and all, but the least you could do is wear something on your head that doesn't look like
 roadkill or one of those critters you're always buggering.  Tell you what.
I know a guy in Toronto who could probably get his hands on a pretty stylish tuque.   Sure, he's a bit of a crackhead, but at least you won't be wearin' a dinnerplate on your noggin like those goofy North Korean bastards."


28 comments:

  1. Actually that hat looks rather comfy and warm. Wonder if it has a match? I'm always lookin' for a nice pair of slippers.

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    1. The only way a match would work is if it could set it on fire. If you're gonna wear a fuzzy hat, at least wear one that can keep your ears warm, too.

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  2. This caption has a lot of truth in to. Haha I love it since you began doing these. Just keepin it Real is looking for slippers. I have animal print slippers, a cap, dresses, blouses, boxes (yes boxes)..... Once I bought one animal print item and all my relatives think I really like it so they keep giving me animal print stuff. I was sick of it years ago but they just keep it coming. Yipes....help

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  3. Those are totally the fashion trend this winter I hear!

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  4. I'd totally buy anything from Rob Ford. Except crack. He needs all the crack he can get.

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    1. Actually, he probably keeps all the crack he can get. I'm starting to like that goofball.

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  5. Did you go out and murder some strange zebra

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  6. Forget the hat! I want his robe thing.

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  7. The mayor of toronto may not be able to pull it off

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    1. He takes enough crack, he probably COULD pull "it" off.

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  8. I like the robe thing but does he have to wear it all the time in every picture. I'd like to see this dude in polka dots.

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    1. He's got a whole closet full of them. He's the Imelda Marcos of robes.

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  9. Just brilliant Al haha, really made me laugh!

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    1. I defy ANYone to write a paragraph which includes the words "buggering" and "crack" and NOT laugh.

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  10. I think the crack guy needs to get him a 10 gallon hat so he can hide a nuclear weapon or two in it.

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    1. Good idea. Just in case anyone jumps ugly with him.

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  11. Hamid Karzai shops at the ugly hat store for sure

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  12. I don't know, Al. I'm digging the hat. The only thing is, it clashes with his gown.

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    1. Details, details, details. Sharp eye. Just thank goodness he's not wearing pearls with corduroys. That would be mad.

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  13. lol, maybe it's some ceremonial hat :P

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    1. Worn by anyone who's anyone at all the beheadings.

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  14. Do you think one or both of his parents are rhinos?

    xoRobyn

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