The mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, has been getting a lot of press south of the border and around the world. This international laughingstock, an admitted substance-abuser, has been recently stripped of most of his powers. But, Canadians being who they are, it apparently was done very politely. Although, from the video clip I saw, Hizzoner didn't take the news all that well as he bowled over a lady councilwoman (NOTE: "Lady" and "councilwoman" may be redundant.). For all I know, though, maybe she was standing between him and a plate of cheeseburgers.
|"Coulda been worse. |
Coulda stripped me of my trousers, eh?"
|"Ja. I vil crush you. |
Oh, wait. I'm a Swede playing a Russian.
Crap. Never mind.
You still don't want to
piss off the Germans, though."
Still, for what it's worth, Canada, you've got a lot of ground to make up before you can even think about being in the same league as us.
After all, we've got....
But I repeat myself...
A Boo Boo
I think you've met....
USA! USA! USA!
|I just found out that the Beebs is Canadian, too. |
So, we still lead you guys, like a million to two.
For those masochistic Canadians who are politely demanding that I take Celine Dion into consideration, as well, I must say that I did consider mentioning her. But, Celine, while annoying, isn't embarrassing. At least I don't think she is.
|"Besides, I'm French-Canadian and have enough problems. |
N'est ce pas?"