Now, more than ever, I mourn the loss of Chris Farley.
Can you imagine how frikkin' epic he'd be as Toronto Mayor Rob Ford on Saturday Night Live?
|"Don't tell Richard Simmons about the crack I have."|
Ditto John Candy.
He'd probably be even funnier since he was Canadian.
|But, yeah, he's assumed room temperature, too|
Hey, wait a minute. Maybe John Belushi can play the...oh, crap.
|Never got over the Death of Disco.|
Or all that coke.
Maybe Drew Carey can play hizzoner.
After all, he was kinda beefy.
|"I lose 100 pounds and the chicks will be all over me! |
Probably should ditch the glasses, though."
Sure, he'll do just f...WHAT!?
Dammit, where'd all the fat guys go?
|"Listen, for a dozen glazed, I could help you out. |
They don't need me in Trenton. The Mob can take care of things."
Let's just think about how good Chris Farley would have been.
|"OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD!|
Did someone say 'crack!?'"