|She never thinks my BJ jokes are funny.|
Along the way, I commented how people were putting up their Christmas lights earlier and earlier.
"Can you believe what I just saw?"
"SIGH...something for that blog of yours?"
"Well...yes. But, actually, someone had their lights up already!"
"Maybe they never took them down."
"No, these ones were lit!"
"They could be Halloween lights you know."
"But those are just orange and white."
"Why not orange, white, and black?"
"Think about what you just said...black lights?"
"Anyway, I like Halloween displays. Those are cool. In fact, I think there's one of those down the street. What I'm talking about are displays with red, green, and blue lights. On a tree! Before Veterans Day!"
"Well, don't be such a sour puss. If people want to put lights up, let 'em. Who made you King of Holiday Displays?"
Note: I would sooo put in a resume for that job.
"Well, I don't think it's right, that's all."
"Well, you're just an old crab."
"Look! That's what I was talking about!"
[pointing at the Halloween display of which I spoke]
[Without looking] "Congratulations! You win!"
"No, it's a Halloween one!"
|NOTE: May also be Dick Cheney's house.|
We ended up buying an artificial tree at BJ's.