Thursday, November 21, 2013

Captain Caption XXI

    It's rarely a good idea to explain a joke, but I'm taking that chance.  I've included the below to help this week's Captain Caption make any sense. You're welcome.


Vladimir Putin.
President of Russia, Former Head of the KGB, noted exhibitionist.


Okay?
Here we go.

"Ha, ha, funny mens for to be calling me Vladdy Pukin'.  Is big screams pantsing me in gyms class,  puttings with the hand in glass of warm water, pushing me into girls room, and making with the-how you say?-titty twisters.  We see who be laughings last when for to go disappears into labors camp, smart ass."

NOTE:  By the way, has anyone else noticed that Captain Caption XXI was actually published on November 21st?  Huh.  Weird.

39 comments:

  1. It's pretty cool that 21 was published on the 21st. If that's a young Vladmir Putin you can already see the anger and hate in his eyes.

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  2. Yeah, he sure did, didn't he!!!!!!
    Is something wrong with me????? I've always thought he was sexy.
    Oh, Puttie, you hunk.

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  3. He does sort of look sexy Manzanita. Just one more thang to add to the therapy session next week. LOL!!!

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    1. Sure, but he's no Rob Ford, let's be honest.

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    2. Men in power always look sexy to me and I don't even have a therapy session to go to next week. LOL

      Al Does a loser like Ford ever really have power? He's a wannabe or a fake representation who somehow got elected. How did he get elected? Did the Canadians need a change for someone who is not so nice?

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  4. Makes me miss the good ole days of Gorbachev

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    1. That kooky little commie with the wild head birthmark.

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  5. 21 on 21, quite the run.

    If me had to listen to that speak all day, me would go crazy.

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    1. That's what people generally say about me.

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    1. I don't know, he doesn't look very happy in that pi.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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    2. Then he'll have to arrest himself...

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  7. It does seem that he feels like he has something to prove in the macho arena.

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    1. Yeah, he can wrestle a bear, but can he cut a tomato?
      NOTE: I'm not sure that makes sense.

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  8. He looks like Sadimir Putin in that picture.... Do you have a Gladimir Putin picture?

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  9. Is always ones that got - how you say? - titties twisted that grow up to be exhibitionist, evil - how you say? dick-tators.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Hitler's nipples were two feet long, I hear.

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  10. Well it made me laugh Al and it might not have if you hadn't explained haha, Putin has to be the best president Russia have had in a good long time don't you think?

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    1. I have to agree.
      If I know what's good for me.

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    2. If nothing else, he's lived the longest...

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    1. Except I think he uses five bullets and one empty chamber. And lets you go first.

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  12. Putin has an brand of vodka named after him if I'm correct.

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    1. I think you have to drink it barechested.

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  13. Is that really a young Putin or an extra on the Oliver Twist movie?

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    1. It seriously is kinda sad looking, huh?

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  14. He really looks evil in that picture. I mean aside from the ducklips.

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  15. I sorta have a love and hate relationship with Putya.... Sometimes I like his strength to oppose the imperialistic colonialism, terrorism and violent aggression and exploitation coming from USA and other Western powers, but then I hate some overly traditional things that he supports over in Russia....

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    1. Ya know, I think we thnk the same things.

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  16. Take your hands off your rod when you're looking at me, Putin. I've said the same thing to many baboons, so don't accuse me of picking on you.

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    1. As long as he's not grabbing MY rod, it's all good.

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  17. If that's young Putin, I'd say he looks a little disturbed!

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    1. It's those titty-twisters.
      Or maybe the Indian Burns.

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  18. Have to say the first photo has him with a look that says go one twist my tittys now.............lol

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  19. I agree with Adam that he does look like he could've been an extra in Oliver! XXI on the 21st is really something! Oh, and slicing a tomato just right is more impressive than wrestling a bear!

    Julie

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