Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Captain Caption XX
"'If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Period.' That's some great stuff there, Barack. Beats the hell out of 'I didn't have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinksy.' Shoot, you make me and Jimmy look like Washington and Lincoln. I'll say this. It sure took everyone's mind off some stupid stained dress. Or that I nailed a fat chick."
NOTE: In the interest of helping my overseas friends with American politics, Clinton is referring to Jimmy Carter. And 'stained dress' alludes to an incident which resulted in Bill Clinton being impeached for perjury, but not removed from office. In retrospect, the whole thing was kinda nuts (no pun intended).