Thursday, November 14, 2013

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"'If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.  Period.'  That's some great stuff there, Barack.  Beats the hell out of 'I didn't have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinksy.'  Shoot, you make me and Jimmy look like Washington and Lincoln.  I'll say this.  It sure took everyone's mind off some stupid stained dress.  Or that I nailed a fat chick."

NOTE:  In the interest of helping my overseas friends with American politics, Clinton is referring to Jimmy Carter.  And 'stained dress' alludes to an incident which resulted in Bill Clinton being impeached for perjury, but not removed from office.  In retrospect, the whole thing was kinda nuts (no pun intended).


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    1. Then why couldn't you find a single bag of chips within 100 miles of Hope, Arkansas?

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  2. All I really know about Clinton is that he got a blowjob in the office. Say what you want about Obama, but he IS a master of keeping people distracted.

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    1. Well, if I'm remembered for one thing, a blow job is a good way to go.

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  3. Bill liked to play with his wanker, Obama is a wanker

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  4. seems like every president has one line or thing that was either a lie or just turned out to be untrue.

    We mentioned Clinton's, Bush Jr. had WMDs in Iraq, his dad "read my lips, no new taxes", Reagan's Iran-Contra, Not terribly sure for either Carter or Ford, but I sure remember Nixon's.

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    1. When I first wrote this, I started by listing all the presidential lies. I truly think the only one "who didn't tell a lie" (unintentional cherry tree allusion) was George Washington.
      Maybe Ford, too. He was too busy falling down steps.

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  5. I agree with Adam. They all lie. It's a prerequisite for the job!

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  6. I really want to trust our leaders, but they aren't making it easy for me.

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    1. I don't trust elephants or donkeys.
      They're ALL weasels.

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  7. Obama didn't lie. According to one of the Democratic members of Congress, he just didn't finish the sentence. It's all OK if you just don't finish the sentence.

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  8. How do you define sex, Al? Never mind. I don't want to know. On second thought, considering the photo, I think they're about to kiss. I can't blame Clinton. Barack is hot, and once you go Barack...Clinton ain't bad looking either, and we know he hasn't gotten any since the cigar scandal and...You got me going again. That's what she said.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Sex is that which I always chased, but never attained in my teens.

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  9. That picture makes me sad, it reminds me of a better time... a time when Bill Clinton was still sexy. x

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    1. It reminds me of a better time when all we had to worry about was whether the prez was getting some. It all seems rather quaint now.

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  10. "Gee, you're taller than me when you stand on Chris Christie's back."

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    1. Doesn't it look like he's getting ready to spit on him?

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  11. My great grandfather worked secret service for 4 presidents. Trust me when I tell you there was a WHOLE lot more lying and scandal before social media. Seems Washington really liked the "what the public doesn't know... the public doesn't know" policy as much then as now.

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    1. I've no doubt. Men being scumbags is a historical constant.

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  12. If a BJ is all we can condemn Clinton for, Obama might want to take notes...lol.

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    1. Like I said to Scarlett, it all seems rather quaint now.

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  13. Maybe he was just asking for tips on how Hillary could have Michelle Obama arms.

    Julie

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  14. I vaguely remember reading about this a good time ago, Bill really did like to get around huh? He plays good sax though so we can forgive him.

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    1. Sax...sex...what's the difference between a vowel or two?
      Men in power like to exert their power. Kennedy was a real horn dog.

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  15. Clinton bombed my country, so we definitely see him as Hitler here (his wife too), not that Obama is any more popular....

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    1. Now that is a very interesting perspective. I get it, though. I'm afraid we're looked upon as bullies.

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  16. Don't forget about Bill showing Paula Jones his wiener and asking her to kiss it. Never was a wiener so hungry for affection.

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    1. I just can't imagine asking any woman (or MAN!!) to kiss my wiener.
      Now, if she did it on her own accord, far be it from me to tell her to stop.

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  17. And Obama is thinking, "Keep your damn mouth shut, Bill! Stop holding interviews!"

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  18. Clinton was something else, that's for sure. Still, his political friends and enemies are united about one thing. Politics aside, they all really liked him. Apparently, he was a hoot to spend time with.

    They all have skeletons in their closets. You can't get that to their level without them.

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