Saturday, November 9, 2013

Captain Caption XIX

Hillary Clinton's BOTOX operation goes horribly awry when doctors mistakenly attach an air pump to her neck.  On the other hand, male bullfrogs throughout the world now think the former Secretary of State, New York Senator, first lady, and woman with comfortable shoes looks "damn sexy."

28 comments:

  1. Hahaha. What a terrible angle to take a picture. Even on a good looking babe it would still be unflattering.

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    1. I know. I even have a few pictures that don't paint me in a flattering light.
      Oops. I mean to write "all."

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  2. What a ebil ebil creature she is.....

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    1. She'll get us.
      And our little dogs, too.

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    2. I have cats.... she wouldn't wanna mess with my cats....

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  3. Hillary hasn't aged terribly well. I think Chelsea Clinton is a very beautiful woman, but she better hope Bill had better genes for a longer-lasting youth.

    But after seeing the pre-election photos and post-presidency pictures of both Bill Clinton and George W. Bush the number one thing to destroy your youth is to become president. Even after four years, Obama doesn't look as young as he did back in 2008.

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    1. I saw a picture of Chelsea the other day. She really is quite attractive.
      You're right about how the presidency ages a person.
      Have you SEEN the picture of Lincoln? Granted, he did end up looking worse, but still...

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    1. Age. It gets us all.
      Or an air compressor.
      Either way.

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  5. Maybe in the age of women's liberation, you have to kiss a female frog if you want to marry a princess! Pucker up men.

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  6. Maybe she is just giving an example of what her balloon will look like in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

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    1. I think they're going to put her between Underdog and Garfield.
      You know how cats and dogs can get.

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  7. It really is a strange angle to take a picture from. I don't really like commenting on how bad a person looks but seriously, it was most likely taken by one of her own photographers. You think she'd have some sort of control over things like that.

    I have no clue what I'm saying.

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    1. Maybe she has a midget photographer..?
      Oh excuse me, that wasn't terribly politically correct.
      Maybe she has a midget picture-taker person...?

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  8. Regardless, she will get my vote if she runs!

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    1. Oh, I think she'll run.
      And she won't get my vote.

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  9. I like Hillary, though I'm surprised that bullfrogs can decipher her from a man. That one isn't easy for most people.

    xoRobyn

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    1. We don't frogs enough credit.
      NOTE: I'm not sure what that means.

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  10. All that stress is showing on Hillary's face, but she does look best with her hair cut short.

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    1. Except for the goiter-looking thing, she doesn't look that bad.

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  11. Notice how she isn't smiling or showing any teeth.

    I wonder what other dark secrets she's holding back...

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  12. Oh dear buddy, it's all gone awfully wrong for poor Hilary!

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  14. Oh you're so bitchy, Al. Her inflated jowls might indicate that she imbibes copious amounts of ale - like one of the lads (as we say in the UK)?

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  15. Poor Hilary, why on earth didnt someone photoshop that one..or maybe they already have

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