|"OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD!|
Did someone say 'Cornhole'?"
|"'Alcohol Strictly Prohibited.' |
Huh. Well, whaddya know?"
Meaning, Al had to do a wicked "Number Two."
I noticed, as I walked in, that the Mens Room looked to be fully automatic. There was a "Hands Free" soap dispenser, faucet, and paper towel machine available. What's more (WARNING: probably a case of "TMI" ahead), the urinals and toilets were automatic flushers.
|I actually felt like a Jedi Knight with this thing.|
"Give me a paper towel"
|It was that crappy, foamy soap (unlike this picture).|
I would have used my cel phone camera to take actual shots of everything,
but I didn't want Sanjay to call the cops
on "that creepy infidel taking pictures in the crapper."
|There are worse things, I suppose.|