Tuesday, October 1, 2013

I'm Not Sure

But this just has to be dangerous....



Although, probably not as dangerous as this:



Which, I would think, makes the following obligatory:



All in all, though, I'd just as soon do a little Speed Dating followed by this:






35 comments:

  1. These blind ones are just terrifying Al, although saying that I don't think I'd get much fun from a speed hump myself!

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    1. I get to sleep faster that way, though.

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    1. It's like the blind hooker.
      You hadda hand it to 'er.

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  3. If you're going to try speed humping, make sure the women you're with has a stop watch. You'd want to know if you broke with world record, right?

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    1. If I went fast enough, I could start a fire.
      Which would probably be...bad.

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  4. That speed hump'll give you a rash.

    Pearl

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    1. Especially if the ribs are on the outside.

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  5. Make sure you don't burn rubber as you hump along, could result in a nasty infection

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    1. they're getting gun permits in Iowa.

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    2. I think Dick Cheney is spearheading the effort.

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  7. Al...Haha
    There's an ad on radio that asks for old car to be donated to the Blind. I always wonder about that, too.

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    1. It's comes with white canes on the bumpers.

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  8. And yet I've been cautioned on more than one occasion to slow down the speed of my humping.

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    1. Hey, you get to watch football quicker that way.
      Priorities....

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  9. A blind drive...I don't remember learning about that in driving school

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  10. Gee, I "can't see" the humor in these signs....hahaha. Love the signs. Reminds me of another such as the braille sticker on the drive up ATM machines.

    BTW...glad you enjoyed yourself over on my comments about Catholic school...lol

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    1. It brought back many memories. Like when Sister Caligula said France was falling.
      Another blog for another day....

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  11. There is something OTHER than speed humping? Please don't tell my wife!

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    1. The federal government runs that AND the Post Office.
      Just how do they do it?

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  13. Isn't the expectation of Speed Dating followed by Speed Humping an example of Blind Ambition?!

    Julie

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  14. ....when did they become speed "humps" and not "bumps"?

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    1. When camels got involved.
      NOTE: I really have no idea what that means. It just sounded funny.

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  15. I'm a master of the speed hump (much to Mrs Jones' displeasure). Our dog was skilled in the dry hump department.

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  16. As long as you didn't combine the two, I'd think you'd be okay.

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  17. Hunting blind should be the new Olympic sport. I'd watch that.

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    1. I think Dick Cheney should be the coach. He doesn't even NEED to be blind.

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  18. I'm glad to see that some one else (YOU) has a dirty mind when you saw the sign "Speed Hump". I first saw that sign in Louisiana and it CRACKED ME UP!!

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    1. Whenever I see signs or some other such thing, I usually go for the lowest common denominator.
      For instance, I followed a truck which said "Hummer" on it for miles. I was hoping to get lucky.
      And don't get me started on the sign in our town which said "BJ's Coming Soon!"

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