Friday, October 4, 2013

I'd Wait In Line For That


I hope they're pretty.




Seriously, screw COSTCO.


33 comments:

  1. Never heard of this wholesale house.

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    1. We like to let our hair down here on the East Coast.
      Pants, too, apparently.

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  2. LOL I can imagine there's likely quite a line for the grand opening

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    1. Like I said, screw COSTCO! They only sell five gallon cans of beans, cheap tires, and cartons of turkey jerky.

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  3. Now that's a reward scheme I can get behind!

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    1. Bonus Points for loyal johns...errr.....customers.

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  4. Wouldn't you be jealous of the guys ahead of you in the queue?

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  5. What if they were hiring only men? ;)

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    1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
      Not that there's anything wrong with that, but
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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  6. Let's hope the lines aren't too long

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    1. Length doesn't matter. As long as they're big.

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  7. I doubt Mrs. C. would let me get in line. On the other hand....

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    1. But you don't have to use your hand, that's the beauty of it!

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  8. Wherever this is in America, I sincerely want to live there, very soon!

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    1. It's the store wrapped in a brown paper bag, for your confidentiality.

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  9. At ours... they plug your tires for FREE!

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  10. How safe is it, Al? I see that you can get a membership card. Maybe they'll give you a frequent patron discount. How soon is it coming? I bet Anthony Weiner is in line, behind Boehner, behind the Kochs.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Right next to Dick's.
      Sorry you forgot one? ;-)

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  11. I thought about Dick. I don't know Dick. Which side does Dick lean to? Is he big? Upstanding? Coming soon? Coming later?

    xoRobyn

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    1. Awwwww...don't worry about it.
      Dick's a putz.

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  12. I've heard of the store but we don't have one around here. Terrible name for a store, along with Dick's sporting goods

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    1. I've always had fun at Dick's expense. That name is just too easy.

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    2. Des Moines has a Bob's Tools which is right across the street from the Adult Emporium.

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    3. You've GOTTA get a picture of that!

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    4. Next time I am in the area I will.

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  13. Now, don't go dissin' my Costco!

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    1. Well, you can get huge hot dogs there.
      Oh...wait. That was an unfortunate phrase.

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  14. Free!?!?!?! Where was this place when I was a teen?

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    1. I know. And, apparently, you can watch porn on the internet now. And all I had were Sears catalogs. Kids today are so spoiled.

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  15. B.J.s...cumming soon....Oh, sorry, wrong sort of B.J.

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