Thursday, October 31, 2013

Captain Caption XVIII

"The good news?  50 Shades of Grey now has pictures.
The bad news?  They're using Danny DeVito and Oprah.
No wonder the jihadis in GITMO want to kill us."

36 comments:

  1. I bet Danny could put a real hurtin' on Oprah in the red room of pain.

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    1. Two people...one donut...only one leaves alive...with the donut.

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  2. Given the quality of writing it might need pictures to be comprehensible. We don't need Danny DeVito and Oprah as the people though.

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  3. Danny DeVito as Oprah. Now that's just wrong of them.

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  4. So they are playing a perverted game of Get Shorty?

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  5. One way for faded stars to stay in the lime light.

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    1. Oh, great. Does that mean we have a naked photo shoot of Pee Wee Herman and Molly Ringwald to look foprward to?

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  6. The publisher wants a genre crossover to catch the horror fans too.

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    1. That explains the hockey mask and machete.

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  7. It might take a little guy like Danny to reach all of Oprah's nooks and crannies.

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    1. Little guy like Danny would get LOST in Oprah's nooks and crannies. He'd better tie a rope around his waist.

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  8. These posts make me wonder about your stance on 50 Shades Al haha, I have a feeling you know somebody who actually DID buy 50 Shades looking for photos, and I'm not pointing my finger towards Mrs Penwasser! Just kidding buddy, love this as always though mate.

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    1. I really should read the thing, but I can't get past the first chapter without needing a shower.

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  9. This is just wrong, on so many levels!

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    1. Especially since they use cartoon figures for Danny and Oprah.

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  10. With Danny Devito as the fat and bald Christian Grey

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  11. Well, Oprah is the 'big O' that Danny hasn't had in a while.

    xoRobyn

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  12. Danny Devito? Couldn't he fit inside Oprah's...oh, I don't want to say it. I think they should do a buddy movie where they take out thousands of jihadis in a suicide attack.

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    1. Think about that rope around his waist...

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  13. Did you know that Danny DeVito is from NJ? Maybe that's what we need in the White House....some guy from Jersey and I'm not talking Christie! lol

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    1. I should have known.
      Back hair.
      Full Disclosure: I have no idea whether Mr. DeVito has back hair or not.
      Oprah probably does.

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  14. I would 100% watch 50 shades if it had Danny DeVito in x

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  15. I would pay NOT to see that movie!

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  16. An alternative caption might be: 'No, I'm not ogling your breasts - honest!"

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    1. That's okay. That kinda malarkey is allowed nowadays.

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