Thursday, October 24, 2013

Captain Caption XVII

"Pinch me in the ass one more time and it's the back of my hand.
You know I don't go that way, you dopey bastard."

31 comments:

  1. Hey just because the barn door doesn't swing that way doesn't mean you can't put your hands on it.

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    1. He may have been hoping it wasn't just "Exit Only."

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    1. Idiot Joe won't get the nod. Hillary will.
      And-it pains me to say-she will be our first woman president.

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  3. Just 'cause Hillary lives with an ass doesn't mean she has to take it up the Hershey Highway.

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    1. Just his neck. He swallowed too many Viagras.

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  5. This brought a huge smile to my face, Al. Thanks!

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  6. Although I respect Hillary deeply, I've got to admit, this caption is hilarious! The look on both their faces is priceless! Excellent job, my friend!

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    1. IMO, there's quite a bit wrong with the future president.
      But, she isn't an idiot like Joe.

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  7. Funny, but poor Joe! I really like him but like Rodney Dangerfield he gets no respect.

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    1. He's his own worst enemy. The dopey bastard.

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  8. And here I thought she was going to go all kung fu on his ass!

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  9. "I don't care what Bill told you, I'm not that easy..."

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  10. But she looks like she's enjoying it!

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    1. It's a rush being the smartest one in the room.
      FULL DISCLOSURE: I have no idea how that feels.

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  11. But Hill, I'm just trying to position myself under you (as your VP in 2016). Can't blame a guy for tryin'.

    xoRobyn

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  12. She might be holding her hand that way to show something rising up...haha. Oh right, she wouldn't like that!

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    1. And you know what happened to her.
      No, seriously.
      What happened to her?

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  14. I'm not touching this one. No pun intended.
    What did ever happen to Monica?

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  15. I vaguely know who these guys are haha, love it Al.

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  16. You cracked me up! Very funny. And Monica is doing nicely after having been set up with the cash to start her own business in exchange for keeping that dress out of the drycleaners!

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