Wednesday, October 9, 2013

And Now You Know

Really, who could blame you for thinking I made it up?

22 comments:

  1. It's all become clear now. Well, water you know....

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    1. It's not from a well. I think it's from a spring. Or some guy's tap.

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  2. They named a drink after you, Al? CONGRATULATIONS. I only hope they didn't put toilet water in the bottles. You'll take the first sip before you hand those out, right?

    xoRobyn

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    1. They put the toilet water in shag covered bottles.

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  3. Wow, instead of a milk carton they are searching for you on water bottles. Bet it is those russians

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    1. Ever notice you never see me and Putin in the same place?
      No, I have no idea what that means.

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  4. Ha! We got you beat... one of my names is on wine bottles. :)

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  5. reminds me of Mr. Sparkle on the Simpsons

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    1. Al Penwasser has been around as long as the Simpdons.

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  6. I always knew you were full of something, I just didn't know it was water. Ha!

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    1. The whole making up a fake person was hysterical. I know a lot of you think I make things up (well, I do sometimes) but the story of Al Penwasser is absolutely true.

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  8. Your name is under Allgauer in a smaller font, which suggests you're Allgauer's bitch. When Allgauer starts a blog I'm switching to him.

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    1. Al Lgaauer CAN be such a pain in the ass.

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  9. I can't beat Gorilla Bananas comment so I am not gonna try.

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    1. You probably should never try to beat a gorilla. They're like superheroes who can only grunt, but snap you like a breadstick.

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  10. This is incredible. Gorilla Bananas comment though, it's worthy of its own recognition. But yeah Al, I mean, this has your exact name, wait, I feel like I missed the joke, your name isn't Penwasser???? Haha, the mystery deepens!

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    1. Nope. I'm the author of Shag Carpet Toilet (Get yours now while MILLIONS last!!) and, if you want to click the "Just An Observation" link at Penwasser Place, you'll see a familiar grey-haired midget (without the toilet).

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    2. Just An Observation is more local and has only one (uncaptioned) picture, but I'm sure you'll recognize the snarky Penwasser style).

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  11. I bet it's a special kind of water, one with a generous dose of vodka in it.

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