Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Hey, It Won't Be So Bad
"Let me be absolutely clear. Any attack on the thug Assad will be so unbelievably small that you'll barely know it's happening. Unless, of course, a cruise missile flies into your living room while watching 'Syrian Idol.' We anticipate that it won't amount to much more than wedgies, Indian Burns, or titty-twisters. Essentially, it will be little more than a pin prick."
"OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD!! Did someone say 'prick'?"