Saturday, September 14, 2013

Hey, It Won't Be So Bad

"Let me be absolutely clear.  Any attack on the thug Assad will be so unbelievably small that you'll barely know it's happening.  Unless, of course, a cruise missile flies into your living room while watching 'Syrian Idol.'  We anticipate that it won't amount to much more than wedgies, Indian Burns, or titty-twisters.  Essentially, it will be little more than a pin prick." 


"OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD!!
Did someone say 'prick'?"

39 comments:

  1. Damn I love Richard simmons, and I've only ever seen parodies of him and his one appearance on Who's Line Is It Anyway. If they wanted to still to small things I guess they could send a drone. Those things are kinda small. They still kill civilians and are essentially killer robots...but they're small.

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    1. Not a big fan of drones. In my opinion, killing people thousands of miles away using robots makes war seem like a video game.
      As Robert E. Lee once said (I think after the Battle of Fredericksburg during our Civil War): "it's good that war is so terrible lest we grow too fond of it."
      Don't think drones make us think war is terrible.

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  2. Preparation for killing has been well-defined and most Americans are ready. Why else would all the electronic war games have been pushed onto the young?

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    1. See my response to Mark. It's a video game to a lot of people.

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  3. The fact that there's possibly a Syrian Idol is really making me laugh for some reason Al, perfect post.

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    1. Just imagine what happens to the losers!

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  4. I think it's possible that Obama never intended to attack Syria. I think he's bluffed his way into using Putin to help us get rid of Assad's chemical weapons. Announcing our military intentions is not a good way to wage war unless you're using it as a deterrent. And isn't it interesting that now the Russians are shouldering some responsibility for all this. A game is afoot and it's possible none of us know what the end game is.

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    1. I don't trust anyone except my dog.
      And the jury's still out on him.

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  5. I have to admit, Syria has Republicans turning against unwanted wars...

    for now.

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    1. Hey, even a blind squirrel can find a nut.
      What makes me jaded is when people are against war.
      Unless THEIR guy is in office.
      Is there anyone with integrity around?

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    2. You are not seriously looking for integrity within our government, Al, are you? :)

      Love the post, but the comments generated are really interesting. Fingers crossed, we all come out of this alive. I think it was a soldier that said, in the end, a lot of people will die. It's up to us to determine weather it's our soldiers or Syrians.

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    3. I know. This has gotten more serious than I wanted. Good thing my next post has NO redeeming social value.

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  6. That second photo will haunt me for days...
    Yes, announcing to the world your intentions is a bad idea.

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    1. You're welcome for the photo.
      I'll be using it again very soon.

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    2. Maybe we should send them Simmons.

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  7. LOL send richard simmons in and he'll scare everyone into being happy, maybe? haha

    Small, right.

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    1. He'll make them wear bikini shorts and leg warmers.

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  8. Hahaha! Thanks for the reassurance. I feel so much better now!

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  9. Better off doing nothing at all than being half arsed about it.

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  10. All humans who care about Syria should fart into bottles and donate their flatulence to the US Air Force, who will stink Asad and his henchmen out of their hidey holes. Fight gas with gas.

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  11. Syria's Got Talent. I note the um "special relationship" between the lil' ol' UK and America has gone slightly adrift since Parliament voted against discreetly blasting the hell out of Damascus. Good grief and mon dieu, suddenly the French are okay. Whatever happened to "freedom fries"?

    Of course, that's Richard Simmons! I remember his tearful exercise show. For one moment I thought it was a Leo Sayer tribute.

    Y'all enjoy your Sunday. You hear?

    Gary

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    1. Ever since O returned that bust of Churchill, it's been in the crapper.
      Most of us still think you all are the coolest, though.

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  12. Is it just me, or does John Kerry look more and more like a puppet all the time? He is now part of the administration so it does stand to reason.

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    1. That's it! I was trying to place who and it kept escaping me. Good eye!

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  13. Richard Simmons is still alive and kicking damn for some reason I thought he was dead...........oh well moving on who is the first guy I have no idea have never seen him but that may be because I am in a different country who knows it could be because I have been living in a cave......ok I have not been living in a cave because caves are dark and damp and kind of not a good living place.......in my opinion I like my creature comforts

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    1. The first guy is John Kerry, our Secretary of State. Be glad he has nothing to do with your country.
      He is a real tool.

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  14. Kerry DOES look like Herman Munster, and Richard Simmons, like my Bubbe Rutchesky Einstein. May she rest in peace.

    xoRobyn

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  15. I love Robyn's comment! BTW, did you know that you had an ad for a porta potty on your last post? Why haven't they asked you to be the poster child for them? They could never find a better model, and they wouldn't even need to hire a photographer. You've already done all of the work for them. I hope a deal is in the works. If not, you better act quickly before Richard starts twerking!

    Julie

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    1. That's too funny! That happens with AdSense. In fact, I often don't see which ad is put up. But, I'd be willing to hawk a few of their outdoor toilets.

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  16. The best thing about Richard Simmons is the parodies of him. He's not that funny by himself. I wonder where he buys those short-shorts...

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