Thursday, September 26, 2013

Captain Caption XIII

"These mirror sunglasses left over from the 70s are sweet!
We can stare at the infidels on topless beaches
without them even knowing it!
Then we can blow their heads off."

30 comments:

  1. I just hope they aren't into some really weird stuff.

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  2. tell them they're time travelers

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    1. They can go back before guns-and nukes-were invented.

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  3. I used to have a pair of mirrored sunglasses. I wonder what ever happened to them...

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  4. It makes me wonder if they found them in a box in some huge warehouse somewhere and were like, "YES!!"

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  5. re Alex's comment: there's nothing worse than a pervert with a gun.....not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.....just saying!

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  6. They're just trying to support the local 7-11...Not only did they buy off the counter rack, but the trash cans are full of slurpee cups.

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    1. There's always gas stations if those uppity Sikhs have taken over all the 7-11s.

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  7. I guess I should remove the rose-tinted glasses I've been looking through, grab a pair of the glasses these guys are wearing and check out what it is they're seeing. I bet I won't like what I see.

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    1. Just don't pick a beach which includes a topless Nancy Pelosi.

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    2. That's wrong on EVERY level...

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  8. I didn't see any infidels at the topless beach the other day! hahaha

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  9. Did you go to the beach where they wore burkhas?

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  10. Why would you want to blow up something that's topless? What a waste!

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    1. I guess they figure they'll get their 72 virgins in paradise. They didn't read the fine print, though. They're 72 male virgins from the Chess Club.

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  11. It takes an army of bold metrosexuals to wear white for the purposes of inducing bloodshed.

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    1. Those guys and Anthony Weiner are always good for a few laughs.

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  13. A twisted version of "Find Waldo." (Mohammed?)

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