Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Silent but deadly.
And no one knows.
I've had falafel. Taking the beans off won't help much.
I prefer BLTs. Although that probably wouldn't go over too well with this crowd.
As I suppose kids being impatient in church is a universal phenomenon :)
I know I was one. I hated sitting in a pew.
I always hated sitting in service. That hour moved like 3 days.
And we were usually last ones in, first ones out.
Pew? Fart jokes? Gas? I'm surprised this didn't lead to a chemical weapon reference.
That`s a lot of culprits with who could have passed the gas
And they call US savages.
Those are killer!
Especially if the beans make it through. Then you have a rectal Gatling gun.
Sunday School would have been better.
You KNOW that has to happen ..... especially with a bunch of men around! My husband can't walk across the bedroom in the morning without sounding like he's stepping on ducks!
And when my brothers and I go camping, the campsite sounds like a Duck Symphony. And the hairs in our noses dissolve.
I'm glad your blog doesn't have a smeller app. I could just imagine the putrid stench!
You didn't scratch the screen and sniff.Better yet, you may not want to do that.
About like Blazing Saddles and the campfire scene.
One of my favorite movies. Which would NEVER get made today. And is unwatchable on network TV.
Let's hope the little boy is a non-smoker or the whole crowd will go up in flames.
Best follow-up caption. Ever.
Yeah that's definitely not a good place to be for sure haha!
No escape for sure.
Oh Al...after all these years you've come up with why New Jersey smells like it does!! lol. You are a hoot.
What would I do without New Jersey?Not as much fun as poking fun at Iowa.
Hey! If you stay away from all the hog confinements and the cattle lots and the farmers putting anhydrous on their fields... never mind.
I put that in about Iowa just for you, Ruth!!
Thanks, Al. I'm honored.
If this had been the inside of church scene, I must say "pew!"
Confucius say:He who fart in churchsit in own pew.
I don't have a fun comment but the picture (and your caption) brightened my day.
Fart jokes usually make people smile.Unless you're in the direct line of fire.
Don't aim that thing at me! It might be loaded...
Strangely, they are all color coordinated.
"Mommy said 'go pray with the men', but I think I'm at a plumbers' convention. Must've made a wrong turn in Albuquerque."xoRobyn
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