Thursday, August 29, 2013

Captain Caption VII

We interrupt our tale of those who go down to the sea in ships for this late-breaking news.....

"Okay, okay, everyone, settle the eff down!
I got my hands on a copy of 50 Shades of Grey.
And this one has pictures!  Only one problem.
They're all wearing burkhas.  Even the dudes.
You still think our brothers at GITMO will want it?"

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  1. Just think of the bondage you can inflict with a burkha. Much more fabric for tying to the bedpost.

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    1. Although I don't think beheading would be much of a turn-on.

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  2. Yeah, but are the burkhas made of black leather? Or leopard skin spandex?

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    1. As long as they're not bacon-based, I suppose they're good to go.

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  3. Two summers ago, when we were on vacation, a friend of mine had brought 50 Shades of Grey. I had no idea what it was about so I picked it up and randomly turned to a random page...needless to say my face turned 50 shades of red LOL

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    1. I also turned to a random page. The first word I saw was 'nipple.'

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  4. That is just a let down, next stop the audio version, or movie.

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  5. Hey when you've gone that long without seeing a woman you take what you can get.

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    1. Could be Richard Simmons under one of those things, for all they know.

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  6. 50 shades of burkas, a how to source for middle eastern fashion.

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    1. That...and bomb vests for the kiddies.

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  7. Haven't read this book but I have a feeling it wasn't written with me in mind.

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    1. Just looking for the Earth-shattering KABOOM.

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  9. I love how these guys are always fighting amongst themselves for 50 Shades of Grey WITH PICTURES, this is brilliant Al.

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    1. Imagine how they'd react if they saw Miley Cyrus grinding on a camel.

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  10. That depends, are these holy burkas? If so, what's the girth of the holes?

    xoRobyn

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    1. Enough to pass a grenade launcher through.

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    2. Woohoo, that's a mighty powerful blow-job we're talking about.

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    3. It would be the mother of all blow jobs.
      Oh. Wait. I used "mother" and "blow job" in the same sentence.
      Ewwwwwwww.......

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    4. LOL and RFLMAO and all that other good stuff. Thank you, Al. Thank you. Thank you. As if you never heard that before. Wink.

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  11. Wait! 50 shades had PICTURES???? I'm gonna have to revisit that on my kindle...

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    1. They used invisible ink for the Infidel Version.

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  12. Late night group readings start at 9 guys! And don't be late or we start without you... IM TALKING TO YOU STEVE!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. I hope to get in on the group reenactments. Minus the beheadings, of course.

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    1. Shit figures more prominently in my next post.

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  14. I just want to know what the hell that thing sticking up out of his helmet is? One more thing, is the hand holding that book, flashing us the Crips sign?

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    1. I looked and I looked but I couldn't figure it out. Good pick on the Crips sign. Few people know that "al Qaeda" is Arabic for "Crips Mideast."

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