Thursday, August 22, 2013

Captain Caption VI

"Just got an e-mail from a fellow jihadi at GITMO.
There really aren't any pictures in 50 Shades of Grey!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  1. No pictures? I guess that'll be me counted out then, they'll have to wait until the movie comes out instead!

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    1. I hear the Braille version had pictures, but they had to stop printing it. Blind peoples' hands were getting stiff.

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  2. One guy looks like he's singing the opera lol or trying

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    1. And we thought it was just a fat lady singing.

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    2. In fact, he reminds me of a commercial that played on American TV years and years ago. You probably never saw it, but it was an ad with a clown singing for Rice Krispies that was set up to be 'Pagliacci'. Pretty funny.
      It went (and think opera style singing):
      "We've no more Rice Krispies!! We've run out of Rice Krispies!!!"
      Then, he started crying.
      "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!!??"
      I'm going to look for it on You Tube. If I find it, I'll post it.

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    3. I found it, although it's not exactly how I remember it. But, it's even funnier. For some reason, I couldn't post it to Blogger (but I did post it on Facebook). So...go to "You Tube," type "rice krispies opera commercial" in the Search box. Enjoy.

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  3. Well the hell with that then...I was gonna buy it but those plans have now been scrapped.

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    1. I hear TBS is going to come out with a '50 Shades' mini-series. But, I don't think all those blurry pictures would be worth it.

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  4. I remain hopeful that somewhere there is an illustrated version. With how much people have decried the lack of pictures, it has to be a thing. Or it has to be being worked on.

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    1. I could sign on to be the illustrator. Although I have yet to master boobs with my Etch-A-Sketch.

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  5. These jihadis are always screaming and yelling. I think there are some real anger issues at play. Maybe they need to play more and have fun. Stop thinking about decapitating people and bombing things. Then again, what else would they do for fun?

    Lee
    A Faraway View

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    1. I saw a pictures of some Saudis watching two camels hump (the verb, not the noun). So, whenever there's no Christians to behead, they'll always have that.

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  6. These jihadi and extremists are so good at blowing things up, but they don't seem to build anything.

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    1. Hey, they built the...uh...hey, you're right.
      Infidel.

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  7. maybe they'll like 50 shades of burkas

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    1. Now THAT sounds like a title for a post.
      Hell, they could all look like Rosie O'Donnell under those things and nobody would know.
      Genius, when you think about it.

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    1. Especially since they stopped their subscription to 'Penthouse Riyadh.'

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  9. I thought it was a very limited colour catalogue. I was shocked.

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