Thursday, August 8, 2013

Captain Caption IV

"'Remain seated and keep your hands and arms in the car at all times,'
my ass!  I'm the Pope, dammit!
The fat guy behind me is just a cardinal, though."

44 comments:

  1. He's not even wearin' a safety harness for when they hit a speed bump goin' 2mph. FEARLESS devil!!!!

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  2. I agree with the pope, he's in a higher position so he might as well break the occasional rule I guess!

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    1. I read somewhere (not mine) that, if the head of the Church is afraid of being killed, what does that say to US about the afterlife??? Guess we're screwed.
      So stand up, Your Holiness, stand up!

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  3. Who does that dude think he is? The Pope or something? Oh wait...

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  4. I'm telling you, this pope rocks!!

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    1. All kidding aside, I think you're right.

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  5. Actually, I'm surprised this Pope allows the "Pope-mobile" since everything else highfalutin he got rid of. I'd of thought he would have been pulled around in a horse and buggy!

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  6. I can see why they're going nuts in Brazil.

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    1. That would make them...wait for it...Brazil Nuts, perhaps?

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  7. Remember the old milk delivery trucks and the delivery man all dressed in white.

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    1. I'm sure glad they found a use for all that white clothing and the trucks.
      Oh, and yes I do. He also delivered orange juice and eggs. Ahhh, the good old days.
      With polio and Nixon, though.

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  8. Think he staples that beany to his head so it doesn't blow away?

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    1. Velcro.
      Or duct tape.
      That shit can fix everything from a broken heart to the crack of Dawn.
      Dawn is not amused.

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    2. He shoulda used his tongue...

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  9. Startin' to kinda like that guy.

    Pearl

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    1. He is kinda likable in the John Paul II way, isn't he?

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  10. Does that contraption have airbags?

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    1. Just the breath of the Holy Spirit to keep you from knocking your frikkin' teeth out on the dashboard.

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  11. No, bitch, I don't NEED a gun... you're going to HELL! Cut me off, willya!

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  12. Sheesh, that dude thinks he's holier than thou. Oh yeah, I guess he is. It's very open-minded of him to wear a kippah, too. Such a mensch.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Although I'll be darned how he keeps it on during a windstorm.

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    2. Much better than using a staple gun, I'd venture.

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  13. Something tells me he answers to a higher authority than that dude in the suit. Just sayin'

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  14. I'll like him when he allows women to say mass.

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    1. I think that will eventually happen. I'm a Catholic, so I'm fairly traditional. HOWEVER, I believe that restrictions against women clergy are rooted in the earliest days of the church. The early church fathers didn't like women as priests (in their defense, that whole culture was pretty chauvinistic) so-presto chango!-the ladies can only be nuns. Since the Pope opines "who is he to judge", then, maybe...
      We'll see.

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  15. I'd love to see him pull up at the drive- thru window.

    Julie

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    1. But, he could only get Filet-O-Fish on Fridays.
      Or can Catholics eat meat on Fridays except during Lent now?
      When I was going to Catholic School it was Go Fish or Go Home on Fridays.

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  16. I'd pay so much money to see the car suddenly stop and have the Pope topple over in a pile of shame.

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    1. That's why they don't let Presbyterians drive.

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  17. Come on we all know he is really thinking that he hopes the driver doesn't hit a pothole and he falls out of the car because that would be embarrassing

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    1. At which point, he'd be tempted to shout, "G**amm, Je*** Effin' Ch**t!!!"
      Come to think of it, he'd probably shout it in Spanish, so he'd be okay.

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  18. Catholics! Ugh!
    Cardinals, bishops and popes,
    They're all a bunch of dopes
    Someone ought to change out the Cardinals uniform to a blue one then what will they call him?
    Blue jay?
    Dammit, now I'm going to hell for sure....express lane.
    They should really get together with Nabisco and do the whole nilla wafer thing and throw in some strawberry milk!

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    1. You can't change a Cardinal's vestments from red to blue. Think of all those confused frikkin' birds. Especially since there are already Blue Jays (and I don't mean the sucky Canadian baseball team).
      You won't go to Hell, but you may be due for some time in Purgatory. That's okay, though, we can share a few jokes.

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  19. He should tweet these thoughts instead.

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  20. Ah, yes - the crack of Dawn.
    We are amused.
    ;)

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