Seriously, this idiot makes it so easy.....
|"In an apparent cry for help, Geraldo Rivera has tried to do the same thing as I. He foisted icky pictures of himself in a towel upon an unsuspecting public. He showed a lack of judgement and a callous disregard for decorum, decency, his family, the innocent who viewed that reprehensible photo, and his towel. However, and let me be clear, comparisons between he and I are absolutely groundless. We are nothing alike. For instance, I have a last name which is positively tailor-made for behavior such as this. Plus, the sight of my body can turn women into lesbians quicker than Michael Moore in a thong. |
So, I am clearly pro-gay.
In other words, suck it, Jerry! Next question!"