Thursday, August 1, 2013

Captain Caption III

Seriously, this idiot makes it so easy.....




"In an apparent cry for help, Geraldo Rivera has tried to do the same thing as I.  He foisted icky pictures of himself in a towel upon an unsuspecting public.  He showed a lack of judgement and a callous disregard for decorum, decency, his family, the innocent who viewed that reprehensible photo, and his towel.  However, and let me be clear, comparisons between he and I are absolutely groundless.  We are nothing alike.  For instance, I have a last name which is positively tailor-made for behavior such as this.  Plus, the sight of my body can turn women into lesbians quicker than Michael Moore in a thong.
So, I am clearly pro-gay.
In other words, suck it, Jerry!  Next question!"






38 comments:

  1. It's pretty funny that his name is actually perfectly made for what he did. "Mr. Wiener" screams sexter way more than Carlos Danger.

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  2. Why have we not yet seen pics of Wiener's toes???? He's definitely got the big nose. Inquiring minds want to know if he's fulfilling the prophecy, "Big nose, big toes, big hose".

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    1. Cause there's TEN of them! Ewwwww.....
      I always thought the saying was..."Big Feet=Big Shoes."
      And big Hos were the Supremes.

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  3. This dude needs to go away and exit politics. Even though I'm a democrat I cannot support his candidacy in any way.

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    1. Sadly, there are plenty of embarrassments to go around in all parties.

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  4. He takes that damn seriously too, just look at his pic

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    1. If you've ever seen his interviews and press conferences (and I'm sure you have) you know that he DOES take this seriously. When I was writing this obviously ludicrous piece, I couldn't shake the feeling that this IS something he would actually say.

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  5. Not surprising that a man who thinks his penis is that fascinating has a loose grip on reality. I think someone should do some research and find out if Weiner is actually the family name or one they GAVE to him.

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    1. I don't think that's REALITY he's gripping.

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  6. I saw Geraldo's photos on huffingtonpost, my eyes!

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    1. That which is seen can never be unseen.

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  7. Maybe he just has a closet case of penis envy. Those who protest too much, usually come up short

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    1. And now there's a Monica Lewinsky sex tape. Not to be outdone, Clinton licks Weiner.

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  8. As you know, Al, I'm just a simple Englishman. All this stuff means nothing to me (although whatever it is it all sounds a bit seedy).

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    1. I'm willing to give a lot of things a pass, but this dude is just gross.

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  9. I saw a picture on Facebook of him and Beavis side-by-side. It's a match!

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    1. I'll take Beavis over Butthead anyday.

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  10. I'm laughing about the poor, innocent towel and crying about Michael Moore in a thong.

    He is way too easy. That's the problem.

    xoRobyn

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    1. You may need an ice pick to remove that image from your mind's eye.

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  11. Optimistic Existentialist said it perfectly. Good-bye Mr. Wiener.

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  12. Anthony Wiener the peter tweeter repeater! (Jay Leno's words)

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  13. Crazy that this guy did that haha, I've never heard of him before but this is hilarious!

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    1. Google Weiner.
      Wait.
      Better not do that.
      Google Geraldo Rivera pic.
      That would be pretty gross, too.
      Google chimps smoking cigars.
      That'll at least make you laugh.

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  14. Wouldn't it be awesome if his parents gave him the first name Richard? Richard William Weiner.

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    1. Dick Willy Weiner
      Now THAT'S perfect!

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  15. One of these days I'm going to pay attention to everything that it's in the news ... :) Happy Thursday anyway!

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    1. The news is depressing. It's not worth the bother.

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  16. The trouble is, the dude thought his first name was Seymour.

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  17. He should have been a Nascar driver. I can hear the announcer, "Coming out of turn four it's
    A. Weiner and Dick Trickle they are head to head folks who is gonna take it?"

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  18. This is so wrong, but so accurate at the same time. Thanks for putting some laughter in my day, Al.

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  19. The look on his face makes me want to punch him..........just saying

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    1. Luckily for you, you don't live less than 100 miles from this arrogant POS. He is perfectly named.

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  20. I don't know who is more screwed up. Mr. or Mrs. Wiener?

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