Saturday, July 20, 2013

Who Says You Can't Learn Anything at Golf?

This, apparently, was the Sex Ed hole.


Yes.  I said 'hole.' 

We were playing at a course called Twin Woods Golf Club in Hatfield, Pennsylvania.  Some wanker had carved another penis ten feet away.  I guess that's why it's called Twin Woods.

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  1. Many things, including this grand phallic representation, could not have existed without the all-important morning dew.

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  2. Looks like a four wood to me.

    I just made a golf/sex joke. Well I've now achieved the pinnacle of humanity.

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    1. One of the best golf sex jokes was on the Tonight Show. One golfer's wife (Jack Nicklaus? I don't remember) said to Johnny that, to wish her husband luck, she kisses his balls (she meant golf....but you probably figured that) the night before a tournament.
      Johnny said, "I bet that gives his putter a rise."
      Classic. I wish I thought of it.

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  3. The wanker was just telling the whole to bugger off, or over compensating

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  4. Gives new meaning to "double bogey", "grasping the shaft", and possibly, "dog leg left".

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  5. Guess he didn't get a hole in one then. ;-)

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    1. Oh, what I just wrote. Be very concerned our sense of humor runs in the same direction.

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  6. Somebody has a big woody!

    If I knew golf was like this, I'd of taken it up a long time ago! ;)

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    1. But, you can get a wicked sunburn playing Naked Golf.

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  7. Go to the green, find yourself in the woods

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  8. Outrageous! What is the world coming to? Golf is a gentleman's game - invented, of course, by the British in the 15th century - and now some moron has the audacity to draw geometric shapes on the green?

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    1. You know, I thought exactly that. For this they make us wear collared shirts!!??

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  9. I knew balls were involved in the game of golf but I thought they were smaller.

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  10. This is just incredible, obviously somebody with a very immature yet hilarious mind did this!

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    1. Even I wouldn't do it. Guy hadda lotta balls.

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  11. they took a tip from the mars rover

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  12. Is the "fore!" skin missing?

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    1. Of course not. It's a restricted course.

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  13. I don't even know what I can say that hasn't been said already.

    *blushes*

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    1. Yeah, we've pretty much played out the golf sex innuendos.
      And a lot of people think "innuendos" are Italian suppositories.

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  14. The worst thing I ever heard on the golf course was the meaning of a G A shot. (Giraffe's Ass, high and smelly) After seeing yours, G A seems mild.

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    1. Worst thing I ever heard was the concept of a "d**k out." A "d**k out" is when your drive doesn't make it past the ladies tee. If that happens, you're supposed to hang your junk out while going to pick up your ball.
      I've never let anyone talk me into doing that.

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    2. Better not or the gals would be lined up on 18 waiting for you.

      I sure never heard that one and "being the excellent golfer I was" I always drove from the men's tee too. LOL But no, really

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    3. I've had my share. When I took golf lessons a couple years ago, the instructor asked each of us what we planned on getting from the course.
      I replied, "I would just like to suck."
      Yes. I am that bad.

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  15. This was bloody funny...............

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    1. I have to admit to being shocked that this was on a golf course. But, not too shocked that I didn't get a picture.
      I have a blog to maintain, after all.

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  16. Golf is like sex, you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it....and now apparently art fits into that category! Thankfully my wife gives me a mulligan!

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    1. I like do-overs, too.
      That's why Mrs. Penwasser is my second wife.

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  17. It looks like my son's notebook when he was in the 7th grade...

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    1. Looks like this specimen has undergone puberty.
      Or some sort of grass fungus.

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  18. Now I know why I've never played golf: I don't have the balls for it.

    xoRobyn

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    1. My balls end up in the water.
      Maybe I should wear pants.

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  19. That's a mighty small hole for that wanker!

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  20. Trying to figure out what I learned from this. Yup ... nothing! Aliens in orbit might get it! Maybe it means 'this way to the hole'.

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    1. This is probably how the crop circles got started.

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  21. Penis jokes never, EVER, get old.

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  22. Woo HOO! I have found a home away from home... a delightful mecca of sophisticated humor and class, where fart jokes are most surely appreciated, and innuendo and corny humor rule. Against such a mighty onslaught, I am helpless, and have no recourse but to snicker and sign on as your newest groupie.

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  23. This would be the only way I could play golf. Inappropriate penis placement is the best.

    As apprised to proper penis placement.

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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  24. That is definitely a case of turf cock if I ever saw it.

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  25. I think I knew him in the 70's.

    Julie

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