|Could have just as easily been called the "Florida" or the "Puerto Rico" Triangle.|
But, they speak English in Bermuda.
Just another example of whitey keeping people down.
|Some things have been known to |
come out of the Bermuda Triangle, too.
|"So, what do we want to call that country south of Sudan?"|
"How about...uh...South Sudan?"
"Works for me. Who's up for lunch?"
|"So then they take me up in their ship. |
We have some cookies, a glass of milk, I read them a little story.
It's all very charming."
|"What the f...? I thought Gilligan took the boat out to that ship."|
"Uh...Gilligan's right here, skipper."
"Oh, little buddy, you dumbass!!"
Anyway, we were returning to our base in Norfolk, Virginia after a two week operation when I decided to accompany a friend to the flight deck to watch as we tied up to the pier. As is normally the case, thousands of our wives and children (it was 1977 and there were no women crewmembers. There may have been boyfriends on the pier, too, for all I know.)
|"Flash 'im your boobs! Flash 'im your boobs! |
Hey, you! Hey, sir!!
You'll need to pull your pants up.
That kind of business won't be allowed for another 35 years or so."
NOTE: This is the true part of the story. Really. Well, except for the Godfather thing. I ran out of room above.
|"As you wished, Godfather, Amelia Earhart has disappeared."|
"In the Bermuda Triangle, si?"
"Why...uh, no, Godfather. Is that important?"
"You stoonad!! Now they'll blame us. Or the Jews."
I looked at him like he had two heads. "We've been at sea."
"Yes. But we've been at sea in the Bermuda Triangle."
"You see all those people down there on the pier?"
"Well, we could have entered another dimension while we were out there. Those people may not be who we think they are."
"Hmm. Would we know that?"
"No. That's what's so freaky about it."
I pondered his words for a few seconds and then said,
"Well, then, I don't care."
Oh, I did mention this was in the 1970's, right? Yeah, there was some drug use back then, too.
|"Invade Iraq!? |
What are you, stoned, man?"