Monday, July 8, 2013

I Get Cars, Stereos, and Cameras

But...
We have to import this?

Especially, since 2009, the United States takes shit off everybody.
USA!  USA!  USA!





NOTE:  I hesitated to make this a political statement, but it was either that or make fun of Canada.  The way I figure it, they have enough problems with Celine Dion. 



52 comments:

  1. It is crazy that so much stuff needs to be imported, especially when it comes to toilet paper!

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    1. The problem with American toilet paper is that the red, white, and blue dyes run all over my hiney.

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    1. It's all the evergreens. Plus, it gives our bums a nice, piney scent.

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  3. I wish I had Canadian toilet paper. Wow, I really do. I'm not sure where my paper comes from. As it's a supermarket home brand it's probably 50% horse and is made in a sweatshop.

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    1. Horses don't need to wipe their butts, so I guess it's okay.

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  4. We can't even wipe our own asses without a little help from our friends.

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    1. I feel safer with a Canadian giving me a hand than an Iranian, though.

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  5. at least it's new, you don't want used toilet paper do you?

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  6. Really? Canada? Eh? I'm going to pay attention next time I buy toilet paper! Although I'd rather it come from Canada than China.

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    1. I was in Walmart, so I guess the fact it wasn't from China is a bit of a shocker.
      But, you've given me an idea....the next time I'm in the "People's Store," I'll check the labels on the toilet paper.
      Since it's Walmart, I probably won't get thrown out of the store for doing something like that.
      If I DO find Chinese toilet paper, I'll let you know...

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  7. LMAO that is right, you have to take our shit but you can still use that freedom to choose not to wipe or not.

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    1. And, if you don't wipe, I can choose to sit nowhere near you.
      Well, not YOU, but you know what I mean.

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  8. There are too many American hard-asses, Al. We need the cushy-ness factor that only Canada can provide. Or maybe Sweden, but that would take a longer time (imagine how many times you'd need to 'drip dry') to transport.

    xoRobyn

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    1. American hard asses?
      I shoulda gone with that!

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  9. Do I detect a smidgen of ill-feeling between you American guys and your Canadian neighbors? Of course, as an Englishman I rise above all this petty, nationalistic squabbling; except for with the Scots, Welsh and Irish ... and the French, Germans and Italians ... not to mention the Argentinians.

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    1. No, I really like Canada and Canadians, I really do. They're great neighbors especially since they're right next to Detroit.
      Germans and Argentinians? Methinks you're being redundant.

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  10. I say let Canada turn its forests into toilet paper while ours remain free to grow.

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    1. Ya know, I never really thought about that.

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  11. Let's just hope it isn't also recycled...

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  12. Bathroom tissue is NEW? Actually, I did that joke a while back on my blog. But we didn't notice the importing. KC woulda sang, "Blame Canada..."

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    1. I thought that "New" designation was tad humorous. Did someone discover something we didn't know about?

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  13. As America cleans up the rest of the worlds messes then Canada has got your back.

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  14. Just the box was made in Canada. The paper was made in Mexico (notice the writing).
    It's just cheaper to have it made in Mexico and then ship it to Canada because their boxes are also dirt cheap and then simply just ship it to us here in the good old NAFTAUSA!

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    1. They have to make the boxes in Canada. All the cardboard in Mexico is used for what we use toilet paper for here.

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  15. Not only are we making you an honorary Canadian, as a token of goodwill, Canada is sending Justin Bieber to the good ol' U.S.A., on a permanent basis.

    Take care, eh!

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    1. I'll break out my wool hat, hockey stick, and 8X10 glossy of Michael J. Fox.

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    2. You mean, your toque, eh! Don't forget to stick up your William Shatner poster...

      Take care eh and here's a Tim Hortons doughnut (donut) for you....

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    3. I was going to say 'toque' but I didn't remember how to spell it. I didn't think 'took' was right.
      By the way, Tim Horton rocks!

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  16. What the hell is that squiggly thing on the top? Is that supposed to be a flower?
    By the way, a bit of irony- my dashboard is empty and saying I am not following any blogs.

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  17. The Canadians understand how to make paper adhere to faecal matter better than you guys. Living in the wild with lumberjacks teaches you stuff.

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    1. They're lumberjacks
      and they're okay
      They sleep all night
      and they work all day.

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  18. Oh come on man everyone knows that Canadian toilet paper is top notch. Where have you been?? :-)

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    1. Oh...sorry. I couldn't get past "come on man."
      Anyone tries that, they're getting punched in the nose.

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  20. Maybe it has something to do with them speaking French.

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    1. Maybe 'bathroom tissue' is French for 'dinner napkins.'

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  21. They've got some nerve! Oh well, it better be two ply!

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    1. Yeah, 'cause with one-ply, I run the risk of giving myself a prostate check.

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  22. I fucking hate Celine Dion. Chicken neck having son of a bitch that she is.

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. But, she has such a sweet voic....no, you're right.
      She sucks.

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    1. You guys fixed up good with toilet paper?

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