Saturday, July 6, 2013

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"So, I am saying for to wife, 'Am hung like moose, da?'  She makes
 with saying, 'Nyet, am hung like squirrel.'  This is why we are for
 getting with the divorces.   Bitchsky."

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  1. Maybe she was saying SHE was hung like a squirrel. She is Russian after all.

    Sometimes I wonder why I never get hate mail.

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  2. Their marriage was doomed if they couldn't agree about a simple measurement. Imagine what happened when they had to buy carpets. I don't think he could have satisfied her with his thumb and forefinger either.

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    1. It was doomed from the moment she sniffed at his present of Chechnya.

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  3. At that size, it may be an insult to squirrels.

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    1. They ARE experts on nuts, after all.

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  4. Funny stuff haha, sorry to hear that they're getting divorced though, must suck for the dude!

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    1. He can probably find hot chickskie somewhere.

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  5. You can't blame her... all our lives us women have been told by men that 6 inches is the thickness of a phone book.

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  6. I agree with Pat! On second thought he's probably signaling how much he'll let his wife get her hands on in the divorce. Maybe Boris and Natasha need to get involved.

    Julie

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    1. She'd still lose because he's Fearless Leader.

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  7. Proportion wise the squirrel might be better. Maybe she was complimenting and he took it wrong.

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  8. Well, at least she didn't say earthworm.

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    1. Because they're asexual...? I think you're right....

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  9. Hey Al,
    I am sure I commented earlier, but I don't see it. (I like to return for your very humorous responses.) My other comments are disappearing too. Do you think the Russians returned to Penwasser Place? That's my suspicion. I also suspected what you've suggested with this post. Afterall, Russian men have big missiles, long words and hard winters. That's about it. Or so I've heard. Or so I just made up.
    Cheers,
    xoRobyn

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  10. I'm betting she has already disappeared and is working a life sentence at a Siberian labor camp.

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