|Yeah, imagine that. |
But, you gotta feel sorry for the polar bears.
They don't have enough problems,
now they have to worry about blood rushing to their heads?
Well, at least the penguins won't fly off into space anymore.
To catch up, you can select "Older Post" down at the bottom. See? Right there, below and to the right of some goofy little ad for golf or big bellies.
If you're paying attention, you'd know that this is Tuesday. The third day of the week. Or is it?
This means that this post is on delay. Hey, don't complain. I could've flung a "repost" at you. How'd you like a Christmas story, smart guy? Don't think I didn't consider it.
But, I had to finish what I started last night. Which was Saturday. The last day of the week. Or is it?
In other words, Great Googli Moogli, Al, get on with it already!
Part of my point with the last post was that societal conventions
|Unsure why these only come |
from the Southern Hemisphere.
NOTE: Aussies and Kiwis, despite being "down under" (so that's where that came from!), you're still in the club, so to speak.
Keep this in mind when you consider the following questions.
NOTE: For my non-American friends, I'm sorry you may be lost on some of this. By all means, feel free look at the pictures, though.
Which state is...
Farthest North? That's pretty easy. Alaska. If you're talking about the "Lower 48," then it's Minnesota.
I knew I shoulda taken that
right toin at Albuquerque!"
So, it's a Geography "Win-Win."
Farthest West? Alaska once again. Okay, Washington in the "lower" states.
|Semisopochnoi Island. |
Or a set from the Lord of the Rings.
|See? I know it's wicked blurry. |
That's so Sarah Palin can't see
you from her front porch.
To that I say, sure, if you're a Westerner (specifically an American) who looks at a map with North America in the center.
|"Two outta four! |
Suck it, Maine!!"
Yeah, like they even know what it's called. I didn't even know until I Googled it.
Sure, Maine is the practical answer and I'll go along with that if anyone pulls a gun on me. Or a lobster.
|"Ayuh, thaht's right, Mistah Man. |
Now why don't you take your fahncy smaht ass ways
back to New Yawk where you came from?
Threat of crustacean assault notwithstanding, you'll be sure to win any bar bet if you say Alaska.
|Brokenhearted when his answer of "Maine" was wrong, |
Clarence tried to commit suicide.
Better you should visit TGIT in Dubai. I hear they have hookers there. Who wouldn't know the Persian Gulf from a Gulf Station in East Rutherford, New Jersey.
|"Well, better there than this bleak ass Aleutian island."|