Thursday, July 25, 2013

Captain Caption II

"Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
There's no pictures in 50 Shades of Gray!!!!!!!!!!!  
And I couldn't see them if there were!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


NOTE:  This is quite a handy line, isn't it?

26 comments:

  1. They have porn in braille form now, there's no telling what's in that version of the book.

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    1. I kinda figured they did. I was going to do a little research into that, but, like what's in a hot dog (oops, double entendre there. See, this is is just too easy), I don't want to know.

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    2. I see.
      Oh, he wishes.
      Well now, THAT was uncalled for.

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    1. My favorite one with that line still are those three dudes somewhere in the Middle East saying the same thing.
      But, like I said, it is a pretty handy caption.

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  3. The bit about how he couldn't see them anyway really made me laugh haha, hilarious post Al, poor guy!

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    1. Have you seen his wife, though?
      Neither has he.

      DISCLAIMER: The tacky views of Al Penwasser do not necessarily reflect those of people with proper breeding and good taste.

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    1. That's what I tried to tell Pam after the winter dance.
      She wasn't buying it, though.

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  5. don't worry there's a triple x parody now

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  6. Why the fuss? I hear its in audio now. Not the same resolution? Didn't get the pic I sent?

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    1. I commented to Steve before I read this (going backward, I know). An audio book, huh?
      No pictures there, either.
      Just what you can see in your mind's eye.

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  7. He's lucky he can't see to read Fifty Shades of Gray.

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    1. You don't think they'd make an audio book, do you?
      Yeesh.

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  8. I haven't read the book and maybe I'm just too old to care!

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    1. When I saw it on a desk at work (in a school!!), I said, "Is that the dirty book everyone is talking about? I bet I can flip it open and find a "juicy" part."
      Well, wouldn't you know it (and I'm not kidding) the very first word I saw was "nipple."
      I told the lady who owned it, "Sheesh, you better put this in your desk before a kid sees it."

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  9. He looks as if he's imagining something stimulating. The brain is the sexiest organ for men who can't get it up.

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    1. But, if your brain has an orgasm, you gotta lotta explainin' to do about that stuff coming from your ears.
      Ewwww...I think I just grossed myself out.
      But I'm still gonna hit 'Publish.'

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    2. Why, WHY, did I decide to read the comments????

      LOL Where's the brain bleach when you need it? ;)

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  10. Sent it to your email, went without fail

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    1. I'll bet it's funny.
      Without being punny.
      If so, that'd still be okay.
      Cause I often go that way.

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  11. Porn in braille? I guess braille can be read one handed... yuk yuk!

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  12. Aren't they supposed to be making a movie version that he won't be able to see either?

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