Monday, June 10, 2013

In the Mens Room-the Fourth Day

What the f...?????
Now what are we gonna read?
And I bet we can forget about that stripper pole, too.
The beer was probably a bad idea, though.
The place is skunky enough as it is.


I wonder if I can still get my hands on that copy of Woman's Day.
I really gotta take care of some business....


44 comments:

  1. Well I suppose if you get bored enough you can count the lines on the table. I used to read shampoo bottles.

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    1. Or I can read the stall walls. Apparently, there's someone named Bonnie who'd like a friend.

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  2. Never mind, you can always polish the table with butt wipe. Used butt wipe, if you so wish...

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    1. Is "polish the table" a euphemism? If so, count me in!

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  3. Could use it as a massage table

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    1. With a happy ending? Bring back that stripper pole!

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  4. That's disappointing haha, there's nothing like a good read when you're at the bathroom!

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  5. What a rip off! Who's chairing that place? No stools? Get your deposit back, Al.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Depends what sort of "stools" you mean. Apologies for um butting in! :)

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    2. You beat me to it. There's plenty of stools.

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    3. Perverse, twarted, deranged minds think alike, guys. I used the word "stools" -um- loosely. It just spewed out. Sometimes it's hard to come out with comments that flow. Sometimes it's not hard. One might say it's soft.

      Did I write that? Look how you're affecting me, Gary and Al. I should get a badge as an honorary female who's as crude as the guys. =-)

      PS Love ya both, you sickos.

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    4. Is there an extra charge for splinters? Though I think that would be the least of your worries on that table. Your clever banter reminds me of a Canadian late show from the 70's (SCTV)!

      Julie

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    5. After my operation, I had to take stool stool softener at the same time I was taking Metamucil. Good golly, the things which came out of my body could be used for rigging ships.
      That was 25 years ago and all's well.
      Now I have nose hair which could rig ships.
      Ahhh....middle age.
      BTW, wonder how long we could keep this banter string going?

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  6. tables aren't good reading material

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    1. The plots suck and, if they're made of wood, I get board.

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  7. Beer in the bathroom really isn't a bad idea. When you need to pee you're already where you need to be.

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    1. This is kinda like why I liked swim up bars in St Thomas because you can get your beer while sitting in the water. Then all you have to do is.....ewe....I just grossed myself out.

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  8. Stephen is on to something there!

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    1. That's all well and good until you need to go #2.
      Then you lose the strippers.

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  9. Close your eyes and read the words in your mind.

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    1. Yeah, I don't know what that means. But, it sounded good in my head.

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  10. If it got any lower it'd be in the basement. It's the kind of table a dominatrix would make her slaves lick clean after she sweated on it.

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    1. So that explains all those leather-clad blokes waiting outside.

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  11. Seems to me Mrs P took care of business.... and cleaned up!!! LOL

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  12. With that big of a table, is there room for anything else?

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    1. That's what I get for shopping at the Magic Store.

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  14. I'm more curious about why you prefer Woman's Day...

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    1. "Slimmer Without Dieting" pretty much sums it up.

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  15. I'd have to take a marker-pen into this toilet and try my hand at a bit of graffiti.

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    1. ...and THAT'S what you should be reading, anyway!

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    2. That is what I read. You meet the neatest people that way.

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  16. Does the name "Shit Brick" ring bells for anyone? Just curious!

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    1. After my operation, my...err...stools were the size of cocoa puffs. But, it felt like I was shitting bricks.
      Yeah, that was probably TMI.
      Sorry.

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  17. Suddenly the place is all BYOM. They really need to put up a flyer or something if they're just gonna switch up the rules like this.

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. I'll just read my Smart Phone then. The danger there though is that I'll dwell too long which could result in a numb butt. And THAT could result in my not knowing whether my pants are up or not.

      So you know, I'll be posting that Eiffel Tower picture soon.

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  18. I'm sorry but I've just got back and aren't sure what is going on here.

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    1. Yeah, I don't blame you. This all started a few days ago when I noticed a "Womans Day" in the Mens Room. That struck me as odd. The next day, WD was gone and was replaced by ESPN. The day after THAT, ESPN was joined by Sports Illustrated. THIS day, all were gone. It was a mini-series kinda thing which, mercifully, has run its course.

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  19. If there are no magazines available, I use that time to clean out my wallet...

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