Saturday, June 22, 2013

I Wonder

If cops get pissed off if they're behind you and you're only doing the speed limit?

"Motherf***in' slowpoke!!  Doesn't he know those glazed at Krispy Kreme won't stay hot forever??"

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  1. I think if that happens they just hit the lights and speed past you. If they'll use the lights to get to a McDonalds (which has happened) they'll do it for Krispy Kreme.

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    1. You know, I do believe you're right .

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  2. And if you aren't already going the speed limit, you'll be doing it pretty fast once you spot the cop in your mirror.

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    1. I had a cop follow me last night. Talk about paranoia!

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  3. Probably get madder when you do speed- "Sunuvabuck, back to work!"

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  4. I go slower on purpose just to piss them off. Then they usually go by me and i can speed once again.

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    1. You're a brave man. No way I wanna piss those dudes off.

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  5. I think all they do is turn on their power trip, hit the lights, and go around you. Although I like that comment above about "back to work"! LOL

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    1. I can only imagine the rush which comes with making everyone slow down.

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  6. I sympathize with the cop. Nuthin' ticks me off more than drivin' past Krispy Kreme and seein' the "Hot Now" sign turned off. Timing is everything!!

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  7. What happens if you say "Your Momma.." to a policeman?

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    1. Not much, I expect.
      Unless it was your mom.

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  8. We don't have Krispy Kreme in Maine; we do have Dunkin' Donuts, which are pretty good, but hot, fresh Krispy Kreme are hard to beat!

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    1. Dunkin' Donuts is still better than a stick in the eye, though.

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  9. You have to love when policemen get annoyed at people for inconveniencing them even when it's keeping with in with the law. I'd like a doughnut now buddy.

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    1. I'd like a doughnut with a beer. Is that wrong?

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  10. I wonder how they treat the people with the anti-police bumper stickers.

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  11. Everyone talks about how great these donuts are when they're hot but I've never been there when they were hot. Do I need to stop by at 4 am?

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    1. They're probably best when you're blasted around 3 am.

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  12. lols.... It's true I bet. They're just humans like the rest of us and well ... That's too bad about the Krispy Kreme. Ours serves hot donuts all day :)

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    1. I know. Does KK also have a sign which says, "Okay, so they're not hot, but they're better than Dunkin' Donuts"?
      FULL DISCLOSURE: I like Dunkin' Donuts.

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  13. Would never happen in lil' ol England. The nice police people here are too busy posing for tourists.

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  14. I bet they just keep following just to make the guy in the car all nervous cause he's being followed.

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    1. I know. Talk about a rush and something to do before the jelly-filleds are ready.

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  15. I wonder how many accidents have been caused by people preoccupied by watching the cops behind them rather than concentrating on whats in front

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    1. That's EXACTLY what I was wondering Friday night!
      Before I ran into that station wagon full of nuns.

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  16. It's worse when I've just robbed a bank.

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    1. Or after I kidnap someone. If they're tailgating, they can hear the banging on the trunk (boot....see I translated for you. I'm a considerate sort).

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  17. I'm sure they do, Al. They can't give you a ticket or get the hot glazed donuts.

    PS Great response about Wiener and rubbing below (i.e., his rubbing below and rubbing, below).

    xoRobyn

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    1. Thank goodness for Weiner. I hope that prick sticks around a long time.
      He's comedy gold.

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    2. I thought I might've been spelling his name wrong. It just seems like the "i" should come before the "e" in this case. Or he should just change his name to Dick.

      xoRobyn

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  18. Well I think they do why because there have been many times when I am driving along doing the speed limit only to be overtaken by a cop car with the lights flashing.............then a little ways down the road I find them stuck at a set of lights so whey did they overtake me.............because I wasn't driving fast enough for them.......lol

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    1. Then you should just flash your high beams at the jackass!!! That'll show him.
      Hmmm...on second though, better not do that.

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  19. I think they do. I'd love to know what they're thinking when they see us hit the brakes.

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  20. Oh completely! If it were me, I'd pull them Over on some trumped up charge. Because nobody stands between me and my donut!

    NOBODY!!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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  21. I notice cops tailgate A LOT on the interstate when they're in the fast lane and someone is in front of them doing the speed limit.

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  22. I usually tailgate the cops. Then, when they pull me over, I give them doughnuts.

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  23. I never mess with the cops!

    Pearl

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  25. Nah! They are too busy texting!

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