Thursday, June 13, 2013

Facebook Funnies XLVIII

"Awwwww...crap!!  I thought that leg cream said 'NIagra'!!  Now what
am I gonna do with this!?"

32 comments:

  1. Haha that quote is actually hilarious Al, on a related note are you much of a golf fan? Mainly I just want to know out of curiosity.

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    1. I really like to play golf, although I am dreadful. I took lessons a couple years ago. At the start of class, the instructor asked us all what we hoped to achieve by taking his class. I replied, "I want to get good enough to suck."

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  2. Dogs must be jealous he can lift his leg so high

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    1. I'm kinda jealous he can lift his leg so high...

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    1. "Doc, I've got a stiff neck."
      "Hmmm....this may seem like an odd question, but do you take Viagra?"
      "I do. Why?"
      "Stop swallowing the tablets."

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  4. I'm very jealous he can lift his leg so high. But that would probably be a problem if it's stuck like that. I'd like to see someone play golf like that.

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    1. True. I can hardly lift my arm that high.

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  5. What happens after one has been neutered?

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    1. I will. But, I'll need to bone up on the question first.

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  7. I'd tell this golfer to walk it off, which works for other related problems, but that could prove difficult in this case.

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    1. Or rub it until the swelling goes down. Then again, THAT could prove difficult....

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    1. Depends if the beer girl is willing.

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  9. I now know where the phrase "cocking his leg" came from.

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  10. Just waiting for it to go off.....

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  11. I am of the same persuasion. If I can't have a good time playing the game, I'm going to find some way to enjoy myself. Good funny, Al.

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    1. I need windmills and stuffed gorillas on a golf course to have a really good time.

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  12. Must be nice to be so flexible! ;) How are you ?

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  13. Fore! Score and seven years ago

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  14. He should join an army which still favours the goose step. It's an art form that ought to be preserved so we don't have to rely on old fading newsreels for our kicks.

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    1. I'm not totally sure that there isn't something wrong with my brain, the way I see things.

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    1. Plays on words.
      It's what I do.
      Thanks!

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  17. If I tried that, I'd be in traction for a week!

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