Saturday, June 29, 2013

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"Okay, last question.  Yes, you in the back....no, Mustard Gas is not a suitable replacement condiment for a ham sandwich.  Hey, wait a frikkin' minute...what the f...hey, are you Jewish!?"

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  1. Don't forget the acid in the water cannons!

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  2. His mustache makes me nervous...

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  3. .....But only if it's a ham on rye.

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    1. With a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.

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    1. I hear Mustard Gas is the newest thing from Jihadi French's.

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  5. Brilliant joke Al, this guy is just perfect for these parody things!

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    1. I guess that comes from people wanting to kill you.
      Before you get a chance to kill them.

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    2. The new word you taught
      Is shown today at my plot

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  7. Funny, even though this guy is a monster, but is he worse than the alternatives? So hard to say. Once he's gone there will be chaos in Syria for a long time.

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  8. It's a very probable quote/thought. Well done, Al.

    xoRobyn

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    1. The silly man in me always wondered that about MUSTARD gas.

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  9. Muslims don't eat pork either, but Bashar may not be very observant. Alternatively, "The next person who calls me Pencil-Neck gets a poisonous blast from my anus!".

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    1. I considered that, but figured the joke worked better with a Jewish fella. Plus, I don't want to rile those folks up any more than I do.
      They can get wicked cranky.

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  10. Some people will never understand that they just can't grow a proper mustache!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. Like me. When I tried to grow a mustache/beard combo, I looked like a combination of Yassir Arafat and Festus from Gunsmoke.
      Made all the worse since they're both dead.

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  11. I thought he was saying pull my finger and I will give you some gas..........lol

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    1. THAT would have been a great caption!

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  12. Can you put gas on a sandwich? With it being all floaty in the air it might be hard to capture. What are these people thinking?

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  13. You can get gas FROM a sandwich. So they may not have thought it through.

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  14. I'm with Eva - you're a "crack"-up alright! ;) Incidentally, I looked for you on Facebook, but I can't find you.

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    1. No Al Penwasser on Facebook???
      Try "Creepy Ass Cracker."
      No, seriously, I'm there.

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    2. Wouldn't you know it? There's more than one Al Penwasser on Facebook. Methinks you've run afoul of Penwasser Posers.
      Look for the sailor avatar. Like the above. But with a ship.

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  15. Mustard gas would go well on bologna sandwiches.

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    1. And cheese. Everything goes well with cheese.

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