Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Don't forget the acid in the water cannons!
And land mines in the moon bounce.
You crack me up!
Dictators make it easy.
It tastes great on a cracker...
And a nice chianti.
His mustache makes me nervous...
.....But only if it's a ham on rye.
With a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
I hear Mustard Gas is the newest thing from Jihadi French's.
Brilliant joke Al, this guy is just perfect for these parody things!
Him and that moonbat in North Korea.
He looks determined
I guess that comes from people wanting to kill you.Before you get a chance to kill them.
The new word you taughtIs shown today at my plot
Funny, even though this guy is a monster, but is he worse than the alternatives? So hard to say. Once he's gone there will be chaos in Syria for a long time.
It's a very probable quote/thought. Well done, Al.xoRobyn
The silly man in me always wondered that about MUSTARD gas.
Muslims don't eat pork either, but Bashar may not be very observant. Alternatively, "The next person who calls me Pencil-Neck gets a poisonous blast from my anus!".
I considered that, but figured the joke worked better with a Jewish fella. Plus, I don't want to rile those folks up any more than I do.They can get wicked cranky.
Some people will never understand that they just can't grow a proper mustache!! Hugs!Valerie
Like me. When I tried to grow a mustache/beard combo, I looked like a combination of Yassir Arafat and Festus from Gunsmoke.Made all the worse since they're both dead.
I thought he was saying pull my finger and I will give you some gas..........lol
THAT would have been a great caption!
Can you put gas on a sandwich? With it being all floaty in the air it might be hard to capture. What are these people thinking?
You can get gas FROM a sandwich. So they may not have thought it through.
I'm with Eva - you're a "crack"-up alright! ;) Incidentally, I looked for you on Facebook, but I can't find you.
No Al Penwasser on Facebook???Try "Creepy Ass Cracker."No, seriously, I'm there.
Wouldn't you know it? There's more than one Al Penwasser on Facebook. Methinks you've run afoul of Penwasser Posers.Look for the sailor avatar. Like the above. But with a ship.
Mustard gas would go well on bologna sandwiches.
And cheese. Everything goes well with cheese.