Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
You sure as hell wouldn't be getting any 'lip'! You might get guffaw or two!! LOL
I might get lip if it was the Mens Room in a gay bar.
Well there ARE toilets that do that for you.
There's always a good time and place for good hygeine
That and a firm handshake will take you far.
LOL hope that water is not TOO hot!
And that the soap dispenser is full.
Yeah get one of those toilets that shoot water up your bum and you're all set.
If I did, I'd NEVER get off the bowl. Unless it was COLD water.
Childish yet brilliant.
I wish I thought of it first.
Check out a Toto toilet. Totally hands free. It's on my wish list!!!
I'd be afraid to look in it and see Dorothy's dog.Wait...totally hands-free? Does a little midget wipe for you?
Some people just have waaaaay too much time on their hands.
And they use it to wash.
A healthy anus is a happy anus!!!Hugs!Valerie
I'm not sure I want to know how to tell if your anus is happy.
It makes a joyful noise until the Lord. Then, I end up sitting in my own pew.
At least people won't avoid standing downwind.
It always makes me happy.
I'll have you know that Oldest saw this post as he was sitting right next to me when I opened it.he's still laughing about it.Seems you're all the rage with the 12 year old scene. :)
It kinda goes with what your mother always said, "never go out without clean underwear."
Especially if you wear them OVER your pants.
Why don't you just curl up on a changing table, and clean yourself like a cat?Julie
If I had that ability, I'd be the happiest guy on the planet. Oh, I'd be clean, too.
Personally I'm not keen on that idea haha but different strokes for different folks!
Bidets are much better. Plus you don't work as much.
Well, I guess it is an option when you run out of loo paper
And you left the newspaper in the other room.
That time of year again huh Al? Spring Anal bleaching?
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It's so all the boys don't make fun of me when I wear my thong at the beach.
This makes me feel confused again like all those bidets in Europe did.
Wait.........I thought those were water fountains for midgets!EGADS!!!!!!
They really need to break this down. If you wash your anus first, then your forearm, that's gross. But if you wash your forearm before sticking it up your anus for a deep cleaning, that's entirely proper. I'm sure Martha Stewart would agree.xoRobyn
Maybe you can use your forearm as a sort of luffa...?
Aha human, Al,I certainly wouldn't give you any "lip"! Bum in the sink? What are you um 'basin' that on? Of course, being a dog, I go outside for a ceremonial crap and then I type on the peeboard, I mean, keyboard.Have fun, human.Pawsitive wishes,Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)
I love taking a crap in the backyard. But, I have to wait until it's dark. Then I blame it on the dog, Pal Penwasser. So far, he hasn't given me up.
Wow. Someone put a lot of company time, effort and Photoshop into that. Pure genius!
I hope he at least washed his hands.
Trust me, my lips will be no where near you! ha ha ha
I was hoping someone would catch that.
I'm seconding Elsie's comment. You and the fish head will get no lip from me!
Sounds like carping to me.
Very juvenile and pure genius...
It's how I roll.
Confused fast food worker is confronted my manager asking why he took such a long bathroom break. He replies here's a link to Penwasser Place.Wrong but enjoyable.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.And the soap is next to the sink.
Crude—but I laughed. :P
Well, I can be classy.Or how I normally am.