Thursday, May 23, 2013

Facebook Funnies XLV

"So I have therefore decided to succeed Michael Bloomberg as Mayor
 of New York City.  The way I see it, if you're going to have a dick in
 charge of the Big Apple, it may as well be one named 'Weiner.'  Thank you, there will be no questions.  But, I have some Twitter pics for the ladies to take home."

23 comments:

  1. Hey I think "If you're going to have a dick in charge, it may as well be a Wiener" is an awesome campaign slogan. They'd have my vote.

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    1. I'll let his opposition use it, free of charge.

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  2. "But, I have some Twitter pics for the ladies to take home."
    Yeah... to BURN.

    *sigh*

    So glad I don't live in NY. Although Menino is barely coherent, and he barely knows his sports. Lord knows how HE got elected.

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    1. Yeah, he's a doofus, too. But, at least his name doesn't automatically cause people to giggle.

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  3. NY, come and visit, when I'm elected it will be Wieners on us.

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    1. Weiner-eliciting titters from the sophomoric, nationwide.
      Oooh, I just said "titters."

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  4. I still can't believe he did that thing on twitter. Especially given his last name. That's a news reporter's dream situation.

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    1. Calls into question his judgement. And over-estimation of his allure.

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  5. If Sanford can be redeemed after all he did, so much worse than showing pictures of your bulge, so can Weiner.

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    1. Neither one should be redeemed. They're both sacks of shit.

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  6. I don't know who this guy is but his brash attitude and quick wit in today's Facebook Funnies post admittedly already has me liking him!

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    1. I admit, I had people like you in mind when I wrote this because he's an American and you probably didn't know who he was. But you can Google 'Weiner.' Geez, imagine what THAT will turn up!

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  7. That's weiner with a capital W, motherfuckers!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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  8. El Oh El

    Have a great holiday weekend AL!!

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    1. You too. I'll probably have a beer or two.

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  9. They should all just stop pretending to be all prim and proper. I would much rather vote for someone who is completely open about their nude photos on the internet or their hooker addiction than for some dude pretending to be a stuffy upright Christian while he's hiding kiddie porn in his bible.

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    1. Or none of them could be douchebags.
      It's a dream I have.

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  10. Didn't this DB get enough ridicule before he disappeared? Now he's back for more?

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